This the sad tale of the Washington State Pooper, a small lonely soul, who just did not have a good day.
Early in the morning, it is cool, not cold mind you, but cool. That is nice, spring is in the air, it cannot be long now, but there is the distinct odor of burnt grass in the air, and another wildfire is taking its toll somewhere. Very dry here, I cannot remember for the life of me, when it was that we received a good soaking rain, been awhile.
Another thing that I find somewhat disturbing is the color of the sky, there doesn’t seem to be any blue sky left anywhere, just this dingy Grey color, void of clouds and seemingly full of the pollution of man.
Back in the day, I would lie down in the grass and peer up into the summer sky, rich and blue, filled with white wispy clouds and I would imagine they were different animals or shapes. I see a cow, and Indian, there is a ducky …… that kind of deal.
Now I look up and I see the remnants of yesterdays’ commute in Dallas, a cold dead gray sky, and no rain.
Another sign that spring is coming, the Idaho House waived its decorum rule for the rest of the season. Members can take off their jackets and eat or drink on the floor of the House, they are just not allowed to smoke or spit, we can still do that here in Oklahoma, but it is evidently illegal in other parts of the country.
Not long ago I took a vow to lay off politics’ and religion on this site, and so far, I have managed to stay fairly close to the goal and within the self-imposed perimeters of good taste. It is so hard to come in here each day and write something that is NOT political and I have adjusted to that. It is as a matter of fact, a lot harder than I imagined it to be a few weeks back.
Mr. Obamma is going to be on the Tonight Show this evening, if you are so inclined, you can tune in there and get the straight poop from the head nin-com-poop! Perhaps he will explain on how “giving A.I.G. billions which they in turn gave to the banks of England, Germany and France will help the AMERICAN economy” I cannot for the life of me, figure that one out.
U.S. Credit Card defaults rose in February to their highest level in 20 years, with losses particularly severe at American Express and Citigroup. AMEX came in with 8.7% and Citibank at 8.3% what I cannot figure out is why is this so bad? Even at those rates that means at least 91% of their accounts are paid up or paying on time, seems like a rock steady business figure to me.
All around me I hear the sound of money, but I don’t have a dog-gone nickel to my name, I see a light at the end of the tunnel …. Man, I sure hope it’s not some dog-gone train! If counted out in $1,000 bills, a million dollars would be a stack of bills approximately 4″ high. To reach a billion dollars, that same stack of $1,000 dollar bills would have to be 358 feet tall. To reach a trillion dollars (and remember we are up in the 12/15 trillion range now) the stack would stand 67.9 miles high!
This could be the reason Americans are only getting an average of 6.7 hours of sleep on weekdays, down from seven hours in 2001. Anyone see the news piece on the janitorial position offered in Massillon, Ohio? The job paid about $15 per hour and 700 people showed up to apply for it. Maine is forcing people to buy one of three license’s in order to increase revenue, latest to hit the list is canoeists or kayaking. They want $3.50 for “boat lic.fees.” Oklahoma increases the fee for electricity by some $8 per month, cable TV switched over to this new crap, and as usual, it cost us something, about $3 a month.
Point being, “You get a $26 increase in your income this month, I sure didn’t.”
This could be the primary reason Oklahoma and Utah now lead the nation in people hanging up landlines (regular telephone service) and switching over to cell phone usage (which we have been on for about five years, once again, ahead of the curve). At least 26% of all households in these two states have got rid of regular phone service. As times continue to get rough, medicine and groceries will fall beside the way, as the population searches for a way to cope.
But all hope is not lost.
Washington state this week passed a new same sex marriage proposal. It would extend domestic partners all the rights and benefits that the state offers married couples under a measure passed by both houses. Currently only married couples are mentioned including employment pensions, and public employee benefits. Washington State is clearly stepping out into uncharted waters when compared to the rest of the country.
Another good news item is the James River in Richmond Virginia is now clean enough to swim in. Now there is a novel idea, a river you can actually swim in. Water tests showed that fecal bacteria had dropped to acceptable levels the Department of Environmental Quality said. Which brings me to the obvious question: “What is an acceptable level of poo-poo kaw-kaw nothing is acceptable to me, absolutely nothing is the level I want. anyway?” I mean, gee whiz, give me a break. That is not acceptable in any way, shape, form or manner.
If all this fails, you can move to California, where they are proposing to tax “pot sales.” Now if you think about it, the nation’s pot heads have been paying a really high tax for years on this product, but it was to the Mafia or Organized Crime.
Why not pay a tax to the local government instead, put the money in the hands of all those folks who KNOW how to spend it for your public GOOD.
Which gives us about $1 billion per year in added taxes revenue for all these tax strapped states that just cannot live on billions and billions per year in collected tax revenue.
Taxing Pot Heads … I Believe I have heard it all now. A totally new meaning to the word “Reefer Madness.”
It is now time for me to close this off, head out to the front porch and maybe see if I can borrow some “medical marijuana” from my next door neighbor with the five dogs (the people who live two doors down on public assistance) . Mailman says every time he walks by there, they are out in the garage shooting pool on their cheap table with the crooked sticks, pumping out the rap on the boom-boxes and he says …. “I smell it, no doubt about it.”
Perhaps in the spirit of the day, they will share with me?
Twist one up and then I will sit there in the spring time warmth, and ask myself whether I want to hold the bowl of love or go out there in the Universe, in search of the meaning of life. To do this with another person or do it alone, to feel that shield of love and glow that is incredible. Again the nagging questions of life, to enter into another drug induced deep value introspective view of shallow relationships or just go back inside and watch The View.
Another wacky Thursday in a long line of run together crazy insane days. When you give up religion and politics’ this is what is left ……. Not much. Kind of like this bailout routine, this financial black hole we seem to find ourselves being sucked in to. Think about it.
From time to time, I often wonder why it was that I voluntarily gave up Prozac, life seemed a lot less complex, when I shared it with Prozac. More HOT AIR blowing out of Washington DC., last night on the news, which I guess is appropriate, it is after all the middle of summer here in the U.S..
It is an ill wind that blows across the prairie this day, it is debatable if anything good will come of this latest new approach to our energy problems in the United States. Last night on the news they were talking about “fueling cars with Natural Gas.”
My friend across the pond in the U.K. commented today on a 60% increase in her natural gas bills for this winter. Which we can readily see will cripple a lot of folks and put even more stress on their lives.
I am somewhat ambivalent about it, I am not only a user of natural gas, but also a producer of it. Which is good for me, I live in the #3 natural gas producing state in the U.S. I have royalty interests in two working gas wells in Kingfisher, Oklahoma … bring it on. When it gets especially cold outside or the country decides to use even more of a limited resource, my hamburger check each month gets bigger.
It is not a good deal for you however.
You see, although America is a huge producer of natural gas, there are folks in the Middle East that are even bigger producers of the stuff. They have so much of it, that each day, 24 hours per day, seven days per week, they burn it (flare it off) and release it spent into the atmosphere to reduce the pressure on their own wells. If we convert over to this “newly discovered economic panacea” who do you think is going to see their pockets enriched even more.
I will give you three guesses and the first two do not even count.
So in essence, if we convert over to all natural gas burning automobiles and trucks, we are “giving a gift early this year” to our wonderful sand partners in the Middle East. We are in effect, trading one addiction for another.
Can you see why the rest of the world considers us somewhat stupid or ignorant.
Our newly self appointed Energy Czar from Amarillo, Texas, a Mr. T. Boone Pickens wants us to burn natural gas and use more wind power. You don’t suppose Mr. Pickens is heavily invested in either one or the other do you?
He is not doing this for the country, you can bet your last dollar on that. All these big boys in oil are milking it for all it is worth, it isn’t going to last forever.
So now let us move on to Wind Power.
Washington State this week announced that wind power could actually overload the grid and shut everything down in their part of the country. Utilities there are prepared to quadruple the amount of wind power in the northwest, but unfortunately, the electric grid might not be able to carry it.
The problem lies in powerlines, that are only capable of taking about a third of the estimated 4,716 megawatts produced. There is a transmission problem without additional lines to handle the load. It currently costs about $3 million per mile to string a transmission line (when the crack-heads and the thieves are not strippin’ it for the copper).
A resource, in this case, even a “free one” (wind power) isn’t very valuable unless you can deliver it. As for Mr. T. Boone Pickens, after what Big Oil has done to me here lately, I don’t believe I need another friend in the Oil Industry.
Friends like that … don’t do that … to each other.
Think about it.
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