Winter Wunderland

Jury is in, I stand convicted, a typical male pig.  Yes I like thongs (last week’s post) so much that often I will see a lady that “turns my head” and I will study her intently and wonder if she is wearing a thong or not?   Contrary to popular belief, it is still possible to amuse me in life, good looking women, chrome, and fast cars still row my boat … I often wonder about other things, but some things in life are best NOT said.

Now in honor of Uncle Carl, who accidentally stepped on a garden rake in the yard, and was smacked between the eyes by the handle coming upwards at a high-rate of speed and then immediately afterword, when he woke up, started talking funny and dressing in women’s clothing, today’s post:

Walkin’ ‘Round in Women’s Underwear

(Parody of Walking in a Winter Wonderland)

Lacy things the wife is missin’
Didn’t ask for her permission
I’m wearing her clothes
Her silk pantyhose
Walkin’ ’round in women’s underwear

In the store there’s a teddy
With little straps like spaghetti
It holds me so tight
Like handcuffs at night
Walkin’ ’round in women’s underwear

In the office there’s a guy named Melvin
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown
He’ll say “Are you ready?” we’ll say “Whoa, man!
Let’s wait until the wife is out of town”

Later on if you wanna
We can dress like Madonna
Put on some eye shade
And join the parade
Walkin’ ’round in women’s underwear

Lacy things… a missin’
Didn’t ask… permission
Wearing her clothes…Silk pantyhose
Walkin’ ’round in women’s underwear
Walkin’ ’round in women’s underwear
Walkin’ ’round in women’s underwear

Big storm heading this way, everyone find some sunshine and get in it!  Cold days a comin’.

If you need a lift and things are getting you down?  Trot yourself over to the Non Dairy Carrie Girl and play the video, crank it up loud and wake up the house!  Today is gonna be a good day, regardless of the weather … Name it … Claim it … and then find some sunshine and walk into it.


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