This morning I feel like I need to come up with a way to generate some cash. You see when I was young, I partied a lot, I spent foolishly, I made and spent huge sums of money with complete abandon. Fur lined house slippers, electric dog polishers, cars, trucks, motorcycles … Oh well, you get the picture right?
Now in what they call “The Golden Years” I need even more scrilla or cash.
Y’know while we are running around like dogs, chasing our own tails, on this racial crap. It might be time to make changes, b’sides the flag thing. I don’t think white people should be trying to dance like black people. Stop it! Stick to your Lawerence Welk Poka’s and waltzes on Public Telvision. Another thing that you should drop is that repulsive country line-dancin that you do and just try and be yourself. Be proud! Be white! Be lame and get the ____ off the dance floor.
Just read a new survey that says “64% of Americans rate the honesty and ethical standards of members of Congress as low or very low.” Which of course is most likely the lowest rating on record since the ancient times of Rome? Congress now rates just below telemarketers or whale poop, and we all know that is at the bottom of the ocean.
If you think this is bogus, consider this: “Hillary has blond hair” … I rest my case y’honor. Continue reading
“It looked a lot longer at the store”
Strangely while gone, I picked up some creepy readers. Look at these search terms I found yesterday: Sex girl, sex girls, girl sex, bengali wife boobs, photos girls, sex c string, girl sex com, transparent c string bikini, girls sexual images, sex, girl.com, sex girl in bikini … my personal favorite of course, was “bengali wife boobs.” That one rowed my boat. Continue reading
Black people are not the ONLY RACE being jacked around in America. Stop … Look around. Start with Native American’s … Try life on a reservation with no running water. American born citizens of Japanese ancestry lost all of their possessions and property during World War II and were forcibly relocated to concentration camps. They were never repatriated for what was stolen from them.
Stop bitching and crying about slavery and the Civil War. Continue reading
Go Ahead Make My Day
Oklahoma is once again making headlines. This time for taking out the trash, and whether or not it was done right. The state this week executed a convicted man who “raped and killed and eleven month old infant.”
Now take a minute to let that sink in … An eleven month old baby. Continue reading