Christmas Last Year 2012

Didn’t I Get This Last Year?

(Parody of Do You Hear What I Hear?)

Said my nephew Tim to his Aunt Louise
Didn’t I get this last year?
Didn’t I get this last year?
Same thing every year Aunt Louise
Didn’t I get this last year?
Didn’t I get this last year?
Some socks, some socks and some tiny BVDS
But I can’t get them up past my knees
Could you return them please Aunt Louise?
 
Open this one first Uncle Bob
Didn’t I get this last year?
Didn’t I get this last year?
Try to act suprised Uncle Bob
But I got this last year?
But he got that last year
A tie, a tie wider than a mile
With a pattern way out of style
With a pattern way out of style
 
Said my wife to our neighbors ‘cross the street
I think we got this last year
I think we got this last year
What a thoughtful gift Peg and Al
I think we got this last year
I think we got this last year
A plant, a plant in a moldy mayonnaise jar
They must have dug one up from their yard
They must have dug one up from their yard
 
Said the Dad to his kids on Christmas day
Didn’t I get this last year?
Didn’t I get this last year?
This is just exactly what I want
This is just exactly what I want
Just as much as last year
Just as much as last year
 
Surprise, surprise a coupon for some fries
That was really very thoughtful you guys
 
Really very thoughtful you guys
 
 
Didn’t I get this last year?
Didn’t I get this last year?
Didn’t I get this last year?
Didn’t I get this last year?
I’m sure I got this last year
Didn’t I get this last year?
 
You know, thanks that was really very nice
Didn’t I get this last year?
 

He’s So Jolly 2012

He’s So Jolly
(Parody of Hello Dolly by Louis Armstrong)
 
He’s so jolly
Santa’s so jolly
Christmas night
He’s in his sled where he belongs
You’re looking great
Santa
Lost some weight
Santa
Red cheeks glowin’
Ho-ho-ho in
You keep goin’ strong
I feel the roof shakin’
That whole house quakin’
When ever you grab that sack
Of toys and slide right on in
So Skip that nap
Santa
Kids are climbin’ on that lap
Santa
Jolly old Saint Nick’s on his way again
I see some snow blowin
Rudolph’s nose glowin’
Bringin’ our favorite frosty cat
Right back safe again
So deck the trees fellas
Leave him out some milk and cheese fellas
Jolly Saint Nick is comin’ your way
Jolly Saint Nick is ridin’ his sleigh
Jolly Saint Nick is on his way again
Jolly Saint Nick is on his way again

Mrs. Klaus

Me And Mrs. Claus

(Parody of Me and Mrs. Jones By Billy Paul)

Me and Mrs. Claus
We got a thing going on
We both know that it’s naughty
But when Santa’s gone we’re loose at the North Pole now
We meet every Christmas Eve
As Kris Kringle leaves… 6:30
The reindeer team’s in the air
Sexy toys making all kinds of noise
While the jack-in-the-box displays her mistletoe thong
Me and Mrs. Claus
Mrs. Claus
Mrs. Claus
Mrs. Claus
We’ve got a thing going on
We’ve gotta be extra careful
We’ve got those toys to build
And I’m just a Santa’s workshop guy
I want to sneak off and unwrap you behind the old man’s sleigh
Same time as last year
Rudolph knows
And Frosty knows
And even Herby knows
That it’s wrong
 
OOO
 

Have a great weekend.

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