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"It looked a lot longer at the store"

“It looked a lot longer at the store”

Strangely while gone, I picked up some creepy readers.  Look at these search terms I found yesterday:  Sex girl, sex girls, girl sex, bengali wife boobs, photos girls, sex c string, girl sex com, transparent c string bikini, girls sexual images, sex, girl.com, sex girl in bikini … my personal favorite of course, was “bengali wife boobs.”  That one rowed my boat. Continue reading

Girl Of My Dreams

You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass-by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus:

1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
2. An old friend who once saved your life.
3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.

Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car?  Think about this before you continue reading.  This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application.

You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first. Or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back. However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again.

YOU WON’T BELIEVE THIS …

The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer. He simply answered: “I would give the car keys to my old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams.”

Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations.  Never forget to ‘Think Outside Of The Box.’ … HOWEVER … There is quite possibly ONE MORE answer to this dilemma.

The correct answer is to run the old lady over and put her out of her misery because the Nations new health care won’t pay for her hospital visit anyway, have sex with the ultimate partner of my dreams on the hood of the car, then drive off with the old friend for a few beers.*

Don’tcha just love happy endings?  One more day and it is the weekend!

I can hardly wait.

OOO

Lady Eye Candy

   

I am sorry, but that video just cracks me up.

An Early Christmas Story to get everyone in the mood.  A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall was packed.  As the wife walked through the mall she was surprised to look up and see her husband was nowhere around.  She was quite upset because they had a lot to do. Because she was so worried, she called him on her mobile phone to ask him where he was.

In a calm voice, the husband said, “Honey, you remember the jewelry store we went into about five years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford and I told you that I would get it for you one day?” 

The wife choked up and started to cry and said, “Yes, I remember that jewelry store.” 

He said, “Well, I’m in the bar right next to it.” 

Have to run to town to pick up my duds (clothing) at the cleaners want to look sharp, feel sharp, present a successful outward appearance to the relatives over the holidays.  Yeah sure.

One good thing about a trip to town and that is.  Chinese food for lunch today, I am looking forward to it.  Asian women seem to catch my eye, I am into them.  When you eat Chinese food, one of the benefits of this, is of course, a high concentration of Asian women.  You know Chinese wait staff girls are certainly attractive, I noticed that recently.  We have several good looking Asian girls that read this every day.

Asian women are beautiful. Asian guys, well, they are relegated to “tech support.”

Over at the Super-Center the other day and saw this girl, all decked out to the nines, clearly a professional woman.  She was looking so good, and she had two small boys with her, dressed in Soccer Attire.  I thought to myself, “here is a girl who has put in a long day at work, now she is shopping’ for the family, taking it home, cooking it up and taking care of the brood.”

My hat is off to her.  Women work too hard, for too little in this day and age, and they surely have their hands full.  They clearly deserve more credit for what they do in the home …

What can I say, I appreciate the female form, the smell of their neck, the mystery of their being … I am a big fan of girls.  Now there is clearly no reason for concern, most of you will never meet me, and if you did, you would quickly ascertain that I am basically harmless.

Flirting old dude

Listen, have a great holiday with your family and we will catch you all later on in the week.  We are going to go out of town for a few days, stuff some groceries down our neck, and generally speaking just over do it on most of it.  Isn’t that what Thanksgiving is all about?  We will see all of you on our return.

Enjoy the Holiday.

OOO