As anyone who knows me will testify, I am not a big fan of technology (used wrong) gadgets, do-dads and the latest whatever to hit the retail market. I am old school, make no bones about it, and firmly believe that FakeBook and the Internet are not improving the nature of communication in this country, they are slowly eroding it. We are placating our children with it, so we don’t have to interact with them, we use it to avoid people instead of reaching out to them, and in general, they just take away from the quality of life and do not add to it.
Usually this is no big deal, pull the tire, patch it, and re-mount it on the car. I was a little bit hesitant when the person they assigned to work on my car turned out to be some new age tweaker with body piercing and a skunk hair do.
But I did not say anything.
They really messed up my car, skunk boy shot the tire and rim off the tire machine about six feet into the air and it came down on the concrete and damaged it severely. This gets us to the part that I really did not like. Although it was their employee that ruined my wheel, I spent three hours of my time locating a new rim which they paid to replace. Here is the rub, the rim was paid for, they did not compensate me for any of MY time and they did not even offer so much as an apology for all that took place.
If you go to WalMart and they try to assign Skunk Boy to work on your stuff, I don’t care if it is PC or not, tell them you want someone else. In the future, if they look like, or dress like, or sound like, a crack head, I am going to say something first hand about it. I am tired of dopers messing up my stuff and wasting my time and corporations who do nothing about it. In this case, I feel as if I was “lucky in one respect” the entire thing only cost me three hours of my time and about $30 to replace the damaged wheel.
It Might Be The Tube: Having trouble sleeping at night? Putting on a few pounds? Studies have show that watching too much television, computers, TV or cellphone screen messages can put you at risk for depression. Night time exposure to light glow gadgets has already been shown to contribute to insomnia, cancer, obesity, and diabetes.
A new study shows that screen glow can cause mood related changes in the brain. So it isn’t David Letterman after all, and it isn’t the Jay Walkers on Channel four. (It might be Jerry Springer who is the ultimate trigger, we are not sure, we will have to get back to you on that one)
But we do know this.
It is your electronic devices you have surrounded yourself with. If you think about what it represents, it does make sense. You take a rat, you keep ‘em in the dark and study them for awhile, notice what rat things, rat’s do. Then you take the same rats, subject them to huge amounts of light, from something resembling a TV screen or a PC.
First thing you notice is that the rats become lethargic and they ignore their favorite sugary treats, which of course suggests that “they are no longer deriving pleasure out of activities they once enjoyed.” (Being a good rat) The next thing you know, they are auditioning on American Idol and Keith Urban is upset, and the Dawg is amused … What were we talking about here? Depression, rats (the non politician type), and behavior modification.
How do I know all of this? Well, if you must know, I stayed in a Holiday Inn in Amarillo last night. Can we move on?
Same deal with Pepsi, coke, or diet anything …. serve rats fifty to sixty cans a day of the stuff, and sure as hell, they all get cancer. Here is something we should look into … What if white rats are genetically linked to cancer to begin with (born with it in their genes) … Isn’t this going to screw up the data? Leaving you with this consideration we will now conclude today’s science lesson for the criminally insane. Next time we will discuss the problem developing with bears in our population.
Bad Start To A New Deal: Last September Apple stock was trading at $700-$800 per day and now it is down in the mid $400‘s. Cheerio’s, Post Toasties and Cinnamon Buns are going thru the roof! No more twinkies. The year isn’t but one month old, and one Moonshiner has been arrested and The Gold Rush boys in Alaska, are still not finding gold. Things are so bad in New York, the Mafia has laid off ten judges.
And people wonder why television has a tendency to depress a person. (It isn’t all about the light depravation or glow, let me tell you)
Think About This One. If you worked 40 hours a week, 50 weeks a year, and you lost a million dollars an hour every hour, it would take you almost three years to lose $5.8 billion dollars. Now the guys on The Street, JP Morgan were able to do it in only a few months. But if things get really out of hand, they do not worry, because the tax-payers will bail them out. Pretty neat set up.
Ahead Of The Curve: I saved the best for last. Nothing sweeter than seeing something that you have already covered as a post on your webpage in a national headline or paper. Yesterday morning I found this article on Feral Cats and as you know, I had written on this very same subject Fluffy Is A Killer on my site prior to this (December). Pretty cool … Makes me almost want to dance.
Friday, you made it. I am somewhat surprised that I did too.
One Last Thing In This Brand New Month. The manager at WalMart just told me via the telephone that they had terminated Skunk Boy because of poor job performance. If you swing thru McDonalds this weekend and the kid has pimples, jewelry and a Skunk type-do … Hammer down and rush over to Burger King or Taco Bell instead.
I am outta here … Have A Great Weekend.
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Not long ago, I had text messaging removed from my telephone, along with internet browsing features, and a host of other unnecessary items. I only have a telephone now, basic features include a ring tone and that is about it. It had reached the point in my life, where it was consuming my every waking moment. And then the government in their infinite wisdom gave telemarketers my number and that just about cinched it for me.
Most of my friends and acquaintances complain about my not paying attention to my telephone and always getting voice mail when they call. But I feel it is time to just be me, and leave all the other external stuff to those who not only feel they need it, but at the same time, demand it in their lives. This year, I am going to be one of the few that is slowly trying to pull away from the internet and its trappings that rob me of my time and provide me very little satisfaction.
With smart phones, tablets, and other digital devices reshaping how people work, communicate, and spend their free time, it is time to start to question whether or not our reliance on these items are affecting the way we think. Next year, for the first time “Internet Use Disorder” will be listed in the appendix of the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Health Disorders.
Our dependence on these electronic devices has grown to almost epidemic proportions. Some of it can be explained by employers demanding more access to their employee’s 24/7 today. But let’s face it, there are a few who have a addiction to the information, data, and/or devices plain and simple.
I cannot remember a time in a cafe, where I have not been bothered by a cellphone conversation. I was at a funeral and the thing went off. The movies, the mall, you name it. We see people texting at stop lights, while driving, entire families sitting around with their nose’s in the devices and not talking to one or another.
I am on the computer daily, and actually feel some guilt or a twinge of anxiety when I am away from it. It is an addiction sure, but in some strange way, we are reforming our thought processes and the devices are slowly changing the way we think, and that is kind of scary.
When it comes to electronic devices some of us are exhibiting the same behavior of a cocaine addict, alcoholics, and other social misfits. We can actually feel depression and in some case, acute psychosis. The internet and these devices are slowly driving us completely mad.
Every time your phone, tablet, or computer pings with new text, tweet, or email, it triggers a sense of expectation, and the reward centers in your brain receive a pleasurable “squirt of dopamine.”
I am often totally clueless when it comes to the Information age, but I do know this, I can leave the cellphone on the cabinet in the kitchen for a week, and it doesn’t bother me one iota. I can unplug the computer for only about 72 hours, and I am working on that. The best thing is to just lay ‘em down, walk outside in the clean air and take deep breaths, it will all be waiting for you when you return.
One reason you won’t see me talking to this guy any time soon.
The solution is simple. Hang it up and shut it down to reclaim your life.