Go Ahead Make My Day

imgresWell HE started it first!  It’s not my fault that he cannot outrun a lawn mower  They get that from YOU it could not have possibly come from my side of the family.

Here is your virtual greeting for the day … wait for it … Okay.  Now get the —- off my lawn.  If you cannot say something nice, then maybe it is time to be quiet.

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Dirty Yellow Dawg Democrat in The Slow Lane ….

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Oklahoma Indians are advertising their casino off the Interstate (Remember when they sat on the side of the road and sold you their trinkets?  Those days are long gone).  “Luck has no limits, a winner every seven seconds.”  Is how the sign reads.  So if this is true (which I sincerely doubt) why do we have all these expressions in our social vocabulary?

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Doing The Nocturnal Take Aways …

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I am having a dream, not one of those “Happy Dreams” when you were seventeen or something like that.  In my dream I see a sign.  The sign says “Apple Turnovers Ahead.”  Pull into the gravel lot, set the brake and walk up to the small tent, set up just off the roadside. 

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Digital Footprint … Let’s Roll.

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I am on a roll as my friend Clifford likes to put it.  Why not? 

The-Old-Truck made it all the way to the gas station today, and it was just under $65 to fill it up!  I am on a roll.  Called DISH Network and after patiently punching several hundred numbers, got connected with a nice lady who …. believe it or not …. actually spoke English.

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Jus Sayin 7315

Tuxedo Don
I believe JayLo is better looking than Brittany thumbs up.

I believe “standing by one-self is impossible.”
(I was just beside myself officer, no really)
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

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