Well HE started it first! It’s not my fault that he cannot outrun a lawn mower They get that from YOU it could not have possibly come from my side of the family.
Here is your virtual greeting for the day … wait for it … Okay. Now get the —- off my lawn. If you cannot say something nice, then maybe it is time to be quiet.
Oklahoma Indians are advertising their casino off the Interstate (Remember when they sat on the side of the road and sold you their trinkets? Those days are long gone). “Luck has no limits, a winner every seven seconds.” Is how the sign reads. So if this is true (which I sincerely doubt) why do we have all these expressions in our social vocabulary?
I am on a roll as my friend Clifford likes to put it. Why not?
The-Old-Truck made it all the way to the gas station today, and it was just under $65 to fill it up! I am on a roll. Called DISH Network and after patiently punching several hundred numbers, got connected with a nice lady who …. believe it or not …. actually spoke English.
They do not have a clue, and they multiply. You will be one of their victims, it will be quick, swift, almost painless. You might not even see it coming.
My Daddy used to say “Build a better Mousetrap, and the world will beat a path to your door.” Funny the things you remember from your childhood.