Often on Sunday’s my father would announce after breakfast that we were going for a drive. Now the Sunday Drive as I remember it, never had a destination, it was all shoot from the hip, let’s try this out, we have never been there before, and we would head out.
I believe all the cheese in the center of the pizza and the heavy doses of greasy meat are worse than the thick crust. I believe that because of age, a diet heavy in these items, no exercise, that I have become friends with my fat. I also believe that I will never be thin or skinny again, but I make up for it with my tremendous personality and my personal charm.
I am having a dream, not one of those “Happy Dreams” when you were seventeen or something like that. In my dream I see a sign. The sign says “Apple Turnovers Ahead.” Pull into the gravel lot, set the brake and walk up to the small tent, set up just off the roadside.
I am on a roll as my friend Clifford likes to put it. Why not?
The-Old-Truck made it all the way to the gas station today, and it was just under $65 to fill it up! I am on a roll. Called DISH Network and after patiently punching several hundred numbers, got connected with a nice lady who …. believe it or not …. actually spoke English.
Closing my eyes I can clearly see your profile, you are such a lovely vision of beauty, swaying in the dim light of the room, you fill my world. I come close and feel your body pressed up next to mine, with my lips I trace the nap of your neck, and your fragrance excites my senses. Your scent drives me to the brink of consciousness. You smell so delicious I am on fire and I desire to consume myself with all that is you. Hopelessly I know that I am a prisoner of your love and affection.
They do not have a clue, and they multiply. You will be one of their victims, it will be quick, swift, almost painless. You might not even see it coming.
I believe JayLo is better looking than Brittany thumbs up.
I believe “standing by one-self is impossible.”
(I was just beside myself officer, no really)
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.