Well, Excuuuuuuuuuuse Me!

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 You are a euphoric type. You touch others with your humor, laughter and love. You radiate bliss and that is highly contagious. Your vitality flows through you and all who are lucky enough to know you. When one thinks of you, they automatically have to smile.  Why?”

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Jus Saying — Stop Dancin Now

old geezerY’know while we are running around like dogs, chasing our own tails, on this racial crap.  It might be time to make changes, b’sides the flag thing.  I don’t think white people should be trying to dance like black people.  Stop it!  Stick to your Lawerence Welk Poka’s and waltzes on Public Telvision.  Another thing that you should drop is that repulsive country line-dancin that you do and just try and be yourself.  Be proud!  Be white!  Be lame and get the ____ off the dance floor.

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Dirty Yellow Dawg Democrat in The Slow Lane ….

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Oklahoma Indians are advertising their casino off the Interstate (Remember when they sat on the side of the road and sold you their trinkets?  Those days are long gone).  “Luck has no limits, a winner every seven seconds.”  Is how the sign reads.  So if this is true (which I sincerely doubt) why do we have all these expressions in our social vocabulary?

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Jus Sayin 7315

Tuxedo Don
I believe JayLo is better looking than Brittany thumbs up.

I believe “standing by one-self is impossible.”
(I was just beside myself officer, no really)
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

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