Jus Sayin 1219

The guy in front of me orders, and then when finished looks at me, and flatly states to the girl, his name is "The Mouth From The South.” Now I did not actually know this person, and found this to be offensive. Instead of nailing him, I took it in stride, and proceeded to ignore him the rest of the evening. It seems to me that people are too quick with the name calling these days.Last night my sweet Muse came to me in a dream and she said:  “It would be great if you were closer to me, I could come over and lay my head on your shoulder and have a good cry … But then again, the smell of Ben Gaye really burns my eyes.”

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  • Don’t waste a Christmas Wish on a puppy
  • You can obtain a puppy just about all year long
  • save the wish for something REALLY GOOD
  • you can always get a puppy later
  • Old age is coming at a really bad time!
  • When I was a child I thought Nap Time was a punishment
  • now, as a grown up, it just feels like a small vacation.
  • I don’t have gray hair I have “wisdom highlights”
  • I’m just very wise

I like my middle finger best because it always sticks up for me!

I’m going to retire and live off of my savings

Not sure what I’ll do that second week

  • No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.
  • If the Roman Empire is long gone,
  • then why do we still have Roman Numerals?

  • Funyuns are now being offered in an Onion flavor
  • which is kind of redundant
  • because Funyuns already taste like Onions to begin with
  • Kind of like Crayon announcing they have a new color
  • MORE Bluer

  • Have one lousy heart attack and you can kiss sex goodbye
  • each and every sexual episode afterwords
  • will be brief, short and not all that strenuous.
  • life doesn’t end after one physical setback
  • But in a cold woman’s heart,
  • sex does.

  • I have a new cellphone, it is eight days old
  • yesterday Google told me it has 973 malware viruses
  • was it delivered with them,
  • because I have been nowhere
  • on that phone to pick up anything such as this
  • Click on the virus checker AP and receive
  • your first virus for free
  • They assume we are stupid I guess.

I cannot catch a break here lately.

4 thoughts on “Jus Sayin 1219

  1. Old age comes to everyone who lives long enough.

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    • I would say this is true to some extent my friend. I always liked “Old age and treachery will overcome youth and spirit, nine times out of ten.” I sincerely hope you have a great Holiday.

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  2. Thanks Don ,Keep them coming !!!!

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    • Piece of cake, there is so much screwed up in the world right now, I am virtually assured of enough material to go on perhaps another 100 years, and then again, there is always the people around me.

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