What Was I Thinking …. 

And now, just now, the local news reports that there will be no revered Dorrito’s Commercials on this years’ Super Bowl.  And on top of all that, ragweed and grass pollen has increased dramatically here in the Heart-Land … So most likely … No peace for me either. Feel better?  No?  Well take two aspirin and call me on Munday.  And finally, never, ever, buy a 12 year old a Nikon camera.  What was I thinking?

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Inside every Grandfather, there secretly lives a fool.  This week, In a split-second moment of time, I had a lapse of good judgement and faltered in my quick steps thru life. 

Yesterday I purchased a Nikon for my grand-daughter, she is 12 years old. 

The first thing, THE VERY FIRST THING this girl does with the camera is start figuring out how to take her own Selfie.  Solidifying for me an idea or theory that I have been harboring for a long time.  Mainly that this is a generation who are lost as a goose, and they have no idea, not even a clue, as to the meaning of life.

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Now here is the downside, they will multiply in the years to come. 

All those selfies will hook up to form a HUGE GROUPIE, who will walk over humanity and gorge themselves on the slain Mojo chicken that was sacrificed that morning just before the Regis & Kathy Lee show … Right after those screaming bitches on The View who usually sit around a table insulting each other, finally figured out in just under fifty-five minutes that THE Donald is not wearing a toupee, but rather, the pathetic victim of a bad combover.

And you, sitting at home in your pink duster, covered with potato salad stains, orange Cheetos fingerprints, with your calico cat in your lap, will just have to pray for mercy …  There will of course, be no escape for those who are not of this generation, we will have to endure and do our best to survive. 

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Prayer or not, mercy will not come, all because you could not remember the zip code for Creflo Dollar and Jim Bakker who recently made parole, and you were late on sending in your seed money …  So you have no earthy idea as to when or if your blessing will actually arrive?

Welcome to the club.

And now, just now, the local news reports that there will be no revered Dorrito’s Commercials on this years’ Super Bowl.  And on top of all that, ragweed and grass pollen has increased dramatically here in the Heart-Land … So most likely … No peace for me either.    Feel better?  No?  Well take two aspirin and call me on Munday.  And finally, never, ever, buy a 12 year old a Nikon camera. 

What was I thinking. 

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Disclaimer:  All the news that is fit to print or causes fits in print is right here. If this isn’t good enough, well, I don’t know what to tell ya. It aint much but it does beat watching a fly die on a blanket at the 4th of July picnic at City Park. Short And Sweet … One more blast at the end of the week.