Looking Good … Not.

A friend of mine, Clifford Allen, has suggested that I need to get more sunshine or get out into the sun or something or rather?  I do not understand this at all.  I have no plausible reason for my anemic Albino appearance to some friends and family.  My cable rep suggested my tuner might be off and I do have that rattle in the passenger side door, just under the door-knobIt could be just about anything ….

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As winter comes upon us in the form of an icy blast from the Northern Exposures, I will surely feel worse and most likely look that way at the same time.  Sunshine is a lot like sex, you really do not miss it, unless you are not getting any to begin with.

A friend of mine, Clifford Allen, has suggested that I need to get more sunshine or get out into the sun or something or rather?  I do not understand this at all.

Not long ago, I was living at a top secret underground trash facility (the place was a real dump) which is known only to trash-men, privileged people and of course, the mole people.

While residing at this facility it was not a major concern, sunlight that is, and if warranted it could be pumped into us for a novel charge by those who lived above ground.

We called them “the surface people.” in case anyone is wondering?

I have no plausible reason for my anemic Albino appearance to some friends and family.  My cable rep suggested my tuner might be off and I do have that rattle in the passenger side door, just under the door-knob.20160702_204710

Hell, it could be anything y’know it?

I do my level best to eat my veggies every day, often when my doctor is not looking, wolf down a Fried Twinkie or two.  It could possibly be because the batteries are low in my Life Alert monitor or the simple fact that I might need to get reprogrammed for this vigorous lifestyle I share with all those lucky enough to live close to me.

Will let you know.

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2 thoughts on “Looking Good … Not.

  1. I think you look just fine! Hey you’re still living so that’s a plus, don’t be too hard on yourself..God bless you

    It is all Hyperbole my dear, tongue and cheek, nothing more and nothing less. Just having a little fun with it.

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  2. Methinks that the photo of you ‘n Marilynn Stith standing beside each other next to the “bus” would take care of that “albino” look DS !!! Know the one I mean ?

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