Most folks I believe, start out with the best of intentions, but somewhere along the way, something goes a little haywire and it all starts to unravel. This is the point, where if you are the least bit talented in feeling out the peculiar things of life, you will quickly realize that … People who “tell it like it is” …. usually tell it like A**Holes.
I believe money is the biggest problem in a marriage,
is not what goes on in the bedroom,
late at night,
when all the shades are down and the dim light reveals the true beauty of the bride.
In the dim glow of the fireside,
your face buried in her thighs.
I believe in the garden of Eden,
and she lives in Arizona.
I believe a small well clipped bush is better than a shaved mound.
RESTRAINING ORDER ISSUED IN THE COUNTY OF ALAMEDA CALIFORNIA
(click like if you have ever used one of these!
FakeBook cracks me up)
I didn’t want an answer to my email the other day anyway
it wasn’t all that important,
just trying to blend in,
y’know go with the flow,
Customer: “Uh, okay, now what does this 512MB of RAM mean on this computer?”
Salesman: “Um, RAM is what slows down your PC, see it rams into your processing power,
causing slowdowns. That is why it is called RAM.”
Customer: “Are you sure about that.”
Salesman: “Say … Who is the expert here?”
Can I have your current address and phone for these batteries?
I believe that I will quit, while I can consider myself “ahead of the game.”
And finally … I believe that is enough for today.
What you believe in depends on you.