Jus Saying — Stop Dancin Now

old geezerY’know while we are running around like dogs, chasing our own tails, on this racial crap.  It might be time to make changes, b’sides the flag thing.  I don’t think white people should be trying to dance like black people.  Stop it!  Stick to your Lawerence Welk Poka’s and waltzes on Public Telvision.  Another thing that you should drop is that repulsive country line-dancin that you do and just try and be yourself.  Be proud!  Be white!  Be lame and get the ____ off the dance floor.

Cancer is found to be hereditary in White Rats,
all data collected so far, is now void.
Speaking of White Rats?
Bus promotor disappears in Pahrump Nevada Desert,
shows up in Branson Missouri wearing a Let’s Party Ball cap,
speaking in Portuguese.
Attendance numbers set a new all time low.

I believe trailers are for horses.
A good hammock in the shank of the afternoon is a gift from heaven
Git Ready Kalyfornia!
El Nino is on the rise,
first come the fires,
then the mud-slides.
(from the book of Pat Boone)

Meanwhile, I understand that the Government demands that the sale of Skippy Peanut Butter stop immediately, as it is apparently offensive to people nicknamed Skippy.
My Muslim store owner in Mustang, Oklahoma,will not sell sandwiches
as his religion says it is not a good thing for him to do …
But he will sell you a Lottery Ticket …
Go figure?

Someone hacked my email account on Tuesday
I spent the majority of Wednesday renaming all the family pets
Just in case.

Women are known to lie about their weight and age.
Men …. Well, men they just lie about EVERYTHING.
Internet porn is getting pretty boring, where did all the pubic hair go?
How old is YOUR FakeBook Avatar?
Uh huh, thought so.

Start of the week
Is the jar half empty
Is the jar half full
Is the jar just too damn big?

Excuse me, would you change seats with me?
The smoke from the American Flag you are burning is getting into my eyes.
Thank you
Please sit down, and tell me more about why you came to our country, and now want to change all of our ways and customs over to that of the country you abandoned in order to come here.
Most of us have five minutes we can spare.

Jus Sayin


sarcasmDisclaimer:  Events portrayed in this post may or may not have occurred in the manner presented and are for entertainment purposes only and should not be construed as the truth in any way, shape, form or manner.  Any resemblance to anyone owning, driving, or selling a bus or full timing or traveling in a Schoolie is purely co-incidental and should not be taken as factual information or data.