Dirty Yellow Dawg Democrat in The Slow Lane ….

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Oklahoma Indians are advertising their casino off the Interstate (Remember when they sat on the side of the road and sold you their trinkets?  Those days are long gone).  “Luck has no limits, a winner every seven seconds.”  Is how the sign reads.  So if this is true (which I sincerely doubt) why do we have all these expressions in our social vocabulary?

17th day of July, 2015 and the month heats up and the rest of it just kind of shrinks, and withers away.

No limits on Luck?  Clearly when you inspect it for what it is, luck does indeed have limitations.

His luck ran out …
He ran outta luck …
Sure outta luck.
If it were not for bad luck, I would not have any luck at all.

Someone is pulling my leg here, I just know it.  

Saw Obama rolling deep on the Interstate today
40-60 cars in the government flash-mob in a hurry to visit the Federal Prison in El Reno
first twenty flashing lites were motorcycles alone
then every bridge had a cop on it,
every exit had another one or two,

Interstate was completely blocked behind our beloved Muslim lover
We be rollin deep in da Heartland Hood.

I took a deep breath,
rolled the window down, quieted my mind as much as possible,
slowed down my inner pace,
which allowed me to take in this spectacle on the Super-Slab,
to experience all that was going on around me with greater awareness and perception.

As the convoy approached, I showed him MY flag, it is the second digit of my left hand
and it stood up tall and proud. 

A minute or two later, an OHP trooper came by, kind of gave me a dirty look, but did not stop me.

Which is in reality a good thing, I had all of my documentation required by law for the car I was driving, but I didn’t have my voters’ registration card on me at the time.

It could have gotten touchy …

Jus Sayin

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