Never Got A Dinner …

  • Uh huh sure.

    NO RESPECT … NO HONOR … NEVER GOT A DINNER.

  • Mose’s who led all the children out of Egypt … Who wandered with them in the desert, moaning, and groaning, bitching, complaining, for Forty-Days-And Forty-Nights oh the humanity of it all.
    Never got a dinner.
  • The CBS Newshound from the Oklahoma City affiliate who said:  “The GOP is nothing but a bunch of Bigoted, fat, old, white guys, two hispanics, a woman, a black dude and nine cross-genders who have no fashion sense at all.”
    Never got a dinner.
  • General George Armstrong Custer who said:  “We can sell all this indian stuff alongside the highway to the Grand Canyon, if we can just find some Chinese Tool & Die maker to make it.  It aint PC but we will clean up!”
    Never got a dinner. 
  • BillyRaye Littler The Wagon Master of Buffalo Gap, Texas who said, “Oh, I see on your application you finished tenth grade?  This is a closed group, no matter what type of bus you have.”
    Never got a dinner.
  • Charles Fenstamacher who said, “those pants make you look huge Marge.  Change ‘em and be quick about it, we’re gonna be late for the show.  He gets out of the hospital today and most likely … Wait for it.”
    Never got a dinner.
  • The guy who came up with:  “Sprays on blue … turns white when clean … Has a fresh scent, not like Dog S***”
    Never got a dinner.
  • Sophia Loren’s first child who looked up and said, “Mine?  Both of these are mine?”  Never got a dinner.
  • The Mayor of Cleveland, Ohio “who recently told the rest of the nation to knock it off, we now have WMD’s, one more joke and we will take you out!”
    Never got a dinner.
  • Sarah Palin who said “Liberals need to build more dams in California in order to solve the drought problem ” doesn’t even rate a dinner.
  • Antonio Pistoleenanio “who invited thousands to a bus meet somewhere close by but only hooked three buses to attend and he found them trolling Wal-Marts along the route.”
    Never got a dinner.
  • Perley Jay Benson who sat calmly by as Cat sang like a Meadowlark … And the rest of the crowd croaked like toads choking on clearly too much summer wine.
    Never got a dinner.
  • Brian Williams who looked at his film editor and said, “I will juice it up a little here, no one will ever notice, and I believe it will enhance the story.”
    Never got a dinner. 
  • Henry Johnson who named his rap-crap band … The Police … coined the term … The Snap.  (So called because you can only look at them one time [the cops], since doing a double take might attract attention. Translation for white people only)
    Never got a dinner.
  • Engaging lyric’s written by Henry P Johnson’s cousin … He’s All of Dat … Used in Sir Missed A-Lot song …  “One Time’s got no case.”
    He never got a diploma or a dinner evidently.
  • Sum Ting Wong who recently opened up a Pet Store in Hong Kong, and immediately announced a sale …. “buy one dog, get one flea!”
    Never got a dinner.
  • Donald who dressed his only friend off his FakeBook page, in a Confederate Flag, lipstick and Helen DeGeneres jumpsuit, then chained him to his run-down in need of a paint job We-Willie-Thingy with a sign that read … “Free to a good home.”
    Never got a dinner.
  • 15.  Oh Snap!  Here come one time Jimmy … Hide yo weed. 
  • 16.  Mr. Charmin in the grocery store, “Hey douche-bag don’t squeeze the …. Is that a gun?”
  • Never got a dinner. 
  • 17.  Christopher Columbus who said to Queen Isabella, “the world is round, YOU are the one who is flat.”
  • Never got a dinner.
  • Floyd “Hay-Bailer” Smith who fell asleep while working his field in Wayne, Oklahoma, and was run over by the machine, which in turn broke his leg.
    Never got a dinner.
  • Neil Armstrong who said to Sam Sheppard on the face of the moon, “I dunno, she does look a little bit like Alice Crandom.”
    Never got a dinner.
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  • Dis and Dat … Events portrayed in this post may or may not have occurred in the manner presented and are for entertainment purposes only and should not be construed as the truth in any way, shape, form or manner.  In other words, Satire/Hyperbole.