JUS SAYIN … 7615

KeyboardTyping thru the pain is often a hard task, not only the physical pain, but the associated mental distractions that go along with it.  You never know how much you count on something until that thing is removed from your day to day life.

You ever notice how people will ignore a comment with just a sprinkling of truth, but jump all over something that is obviously made up or fabricated, and contains NO truth whatsoever. 

“That is not true Peggy.”
“Is too.  I read it on FakeBook.”
“FakeBook is wrong Peggy, here is a link.”
“Okay, I read it.  But I am staying with FakeBook on this anyway.”

It is almost as Tom Cruise says …. “I want the truth,” and Nicholson replies “You can’t handle the truth!”  (By the way, I have been to Gitmo and I know where the chow hall is located)

“There are known knowns. These are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns. That is to say, there are things that we know we don’t know. But there are also unknown unknowns. There are things we don’t know we don’t know.  Don’t blame the boss. He has enough problems.”

pin up girl

Pin Up girls are often more sexy with their clothes on, than a woman without any at all.
How can you not remember me?
The blond boy who sat in the back of the class, doodling your name on his binder and staring out the window.

And now … No email.

In a recently held linguistic competition held in London attended by the best in the world, Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese man from Bachelors Adventure, was the clear winner with a standing ovation lasting over 5 minutes.

His final question was this … How to explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that is easy to understand.  Some say there is no difference between “these two words”.  Here is his answer which made him receive an invitation to dine with the Queen who decided to call him after the contest. He won a trip to travel the world in style and a case of 25 year old Eldorado rum for his answer.

His astute answer:   When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE. And when you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED. When the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!

At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil. There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity.  Which reminds me, If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to become a world expert on nuclear fission at the age of 22.

My finger hurts and I am sooooooooooo outta here.

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Disclaimer:  Events portrayed in this post may or may not have occurred in the manner presented and are for entertainment purposes only and should not be construed as the truth in any way, shape, form or manner.