I believe JayLo is better looking than Brittany thumbs up.
I believe “standing by one-self is impossible.”
(I was just beside myself officer, no really)
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
I believe I am lucky because I have a woman who sends me pictures of cactus, pretty flowers and blue skies from Arizona … We don’t have sky in Oklahoma, used to, now days, not a whole lot.
Good News! Just came in, it’s official.
I am the 2015 Poster-boy for Preparation H.
Don’t rub me wrong.
The movie Arthur cracks me up, I am sorry, but it does.
Cool Hand Luke is a classic too.
Spend the night in the 
If you stand up really fast, at 68 years of age, you get a rush just like in the sixties.
And the bonus is, “you don’t have to spend a lot of cash to get it.”
I inhaled, boy did I inhale.
My phone cost me $500 and my camera was $440.
If I drop the camera, I am going to be sad and it will concern me to no end.
If I drop the phone … Not so much.
Scratch a cat . . . and you will have a permanent job.
Before I got married I didn’t even know there was a wrong way to put the milk back in the fridge, same thing with parties.
How did I ever know it “was time to go home” before I got married?
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