ODOT which is the Official title of: Oklahoma Department Of Transportation is now reporting that it is slow cleaning up rock and debris on a closed section of Interstate 35 in Southern Oklahoma because …
Now this is rich … Wait for it.
Now that I am olderI more or less feel different
About what my Uncle Sam said,
Through the use of me
And my brief tenure in the U.S.Government.
The Government today ordered all food processors, super-markets, garden centers and home centers to cease selling Skippy Peanut butter … As this product offends people nick-named Skippy or Skipper. Gilligans’ Island is being censored as we speak to remove all references to the word Skipper and replacing it with El Captain.
Entering my third week of self-imposed exile from bus boards, and I have to admit, “I am feeling a sense of accomplishment, relief, and very little anxiety.”