All Prayed Up … An Hunkered Down

WeekendIt has been a regular barn burner of a week here in the Heart-Land, lot of rain, wind and other tremendous examples of the power of nature.  My week has been somewhat traumatic and fraught with problems, not A-typical as I would prefer.  

Perhaps the only hope left is devine.  Time to humble myself and ask for assistance.  A woman’s prayer and then a man’s prayer may be the order of the day

First the ladies prayer.

Before I lay me down to sleep … I pray for a man who’s not a creep,
One who’s handsome, smart and strong … One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks … One who’ll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he’s rich and self-employed … And when I spend, won’t be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand … Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me queen … A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other … And relish visits with my mother.

And then there is the male version of the prayer

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with big hooters who owns a bar on a golf course,  and loves to send me fishing and drinking … This  really doesn’t rhyme and I don’t really care … Hand me the remote and then go get me a beer.

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2 thoughts on “All Prayed Up … An Hunkered Down

  1. That “man’s” prayer has been around for it seems forever DS ! Have met two guys in my lifetime that really DID come close but no cigar. The one dude lives/lived in Loosianner and met up with a gal that owned a marina with lots of boat rentals and storage. Came with a bar too, but his down-fall was his eye for those women that’s described in the prayer that frequented said marina and bar from time to time !

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  2. I would settle for a week of dry weather.

    Well, it arrived and I for one, find it refreshing. But I had to mow three times, that sucks.

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