Boyfriends Gone Bad ….

In February we will try and focus on the wife, the family, love and generally speaking … some good news.  Do our level best to provide a nice diversion from the norm for you and your friends.  Tell everyone you know …  

In January we put out 62 posts on Creative Endeavors and accomplished something I had previously never had done.  We posted each and every day in January, sometimes twice or more.  Believe me … That is not easy to do.

Todays Post … Boyfriends Gone Bad

A Grand Junction man was behind bars Wednesday on suspicion of attempting to coerce his girlfriend into having sex by threatening to zap her with a stun gun. Christopher Morgen Taylor, 30, turned on a Taser three times early Tuesday morning after his girlfriend refused to have sex with him, according to an arrest affidavit for Taylor.

When you are 30, you are sometimes what we call “young and stupid.” It should be our duty to inform this poor misguided soul that … You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar; anyone with half a brain knows that.

Taylor‘s girlfriend told police that Taylor turned the Taser on and said to her, “I don’t normally do this to anybody, but …” His girlfriend said she told Taylor to turn off the Taser because it was “freaking her out,” and she uttered a profanity and left the room, the affidavit said.

She told police she was scared her boyfriend was going to use the device on her. (Well Duh?  That Colorado weed must really be good)

Officers with the Grand Junction Police Department located a stun gun on Taylor‘s bedroom nightstand after Taylor gave officers permission to search the house, the affidavit said.

Taylor was in custody at Mesa County Jail on a $60,000 bond, on suspicion of first-degree sexual assault and unlawful use of a stun gun, and I suppose anger management classes are next.

He sure isn’t going to “get lucky” anytime soon, using this approach. Absolutely shocking the things men will do for a little uh … Naw, … Best I leave this one alone for sure. (The PC word police will be all over me, if I go any further with this one)

So what is the morale of the story?

Never lay an angry hand on a woman or a kid, it just aint helpful.

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