My Predictions Will Blow You Away!
This is NOT those vague, generic readings that you’re used to seeing in magazines and newspapers… amazingly detailed predictions that will change your life!
Don’t believe me?
Today, for the very first time, I shall share with you, all of my secrets. Just send me $2,300.00, the name of your first born male child, a valid credit card number and three wrappers from a pack of Juicy Fruit gum.
Find out for yourself, it takes less than 60 seconds.
Much like a old dawg with his head out the window, big ears flopping in the breeze, I find myself rushing into the New Year. Might add on a negative note, have received some disturbing emails here lately. Same old stuff:
This is a Family Site you ____ !
I hate you!
Your parents were not married.
On the other hand, a more positive note. Several times in the past few weeks, I have ventured out to the old mailbox, and found a letter for my wife. She is raking in the dough, Clearing House Finalists make the cash, I am here to tell you. Yesterday she got one that said she was going to receive $5,000 a week for the rest of her life!
So perhaps I should say something. Most everything I write is factual and often true. I do embellish from time to time, in order to clarify. Family Site, now that is a real hoot, I mean jeeze, who would mate with someone like you?
BY THE WAY … IT’S MY SITE.
Maybe it is something in the drinking water? It could be that some would want to have me committed for observation, here lately I feel that has been the case. Mere words barely scratch the surface when it comes to describing the insanity of BoxCarOkie.com. A single look is all one really needs to determine that he’s out of this world (post another picture Van!). But there are things even crazier to the man than imaginable once he sits down to the keyboard.
At any given moment he can spout metaphysical nonsense, quantum theory, spiritual musings, or… anecdotes about how he used to rail lines of coke off of the back of his dog.
Is BCO a misunderstood savant? Could be, but I kinda doubt it.
The victim of a tragic loss of inhibition thanks to head injuries sustained from his infamous 1991 train crash? Or is he simply yet another cautionary tale of the dangers of substance abuse? With the kind of ##@*!!*!@<>@# BCO talks, it’s probably all three and then some.
Leave a comment … Jump right in … the water over here in the backwaters of time, space and fantasy (a genre of imaginative fiction involving magic and adventure, esp. in a setting other than the real world.) are just fine.
Hope this clears it up some.
Have a nice weekend