As wonderful as you’ll be feeling, that may not be easy.
But if you really try, you’ll be able to pull it off. And when it’s time for the big revelations, think of how wonderful you’ll feel
At the moment you can actually let the cat out of the bag.
Pat yourself on the back when everyone wants to know how you managed to keep mum.
Here it is: “Shaving hasn’t always been such a smooth operation. Before razors, prehistoric man removed his whiskers using clamshells, flint blades and even sharpened shark’s teeth.”
Now don’t tell anyone.