She had that sad look in her eyes,
I could tell she was upset
maybe it was depression
just the battle scars of time
Looking at her I said:
“If you need a shoulder to lean on baby, I am here for you.”
And she said
“No thanks. The smell of Ben Gay waters my eyes.”
Often life is like that, you never know
what is coming down the pike
I was in the restaurant yesterday,
kind of crowded,
but I still found a good seat
At that time,
suddenly quite by surprise my stomach growled deep down inside
This feeling came over me and I knew
I desperately needed to pass some gas.
The music in the Cafe was really, really loud,
so I timed my gas with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs,
I started to feel much better.
Finishing my coffee I looked around the room
and noticed that everyone was staring at me.
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my I-Pod.
Man, I just hate it when that happens.