He appeared normal.
He spoke and behaved just like anyone else.
The fact that he had no heart was very well concealed.
Well, that’s not entirely true.
He did have one.
It was just not in his possession at the moment.
And this is where the story gets complicated.
I hope you’re holding someone’s hand.
As you age in life and come to the realization that you are no longer Young At Heart
you start to understand that you only have a few summers left
and things naturally change
Your wife will only have sex with you for a purpose.
For instance … Last night she used me to time an egg.
She will stand you up for inspection before leaving the house
taking great care to make sure you are zipped up and ready to go
At times you will believe it’s really tough to stay married.
Especially when she kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from your glass!