Jus Sayin 1204

Doctor - funny

Going to doctor today, this always has tendency to really _____ me off.

They ask ALL THE QUESTIONS and I say:

“No Change.”

Have you any new prescriptions?

Nothing has changed since my last visit.

Your phone number?

No change.

Do you still live at this address?

No change.

Is your health insurance current?

No change.

Can you tell me who recommended Dr. ______ to you?

The ambulance driver.

I am now going to shove four feet of firehose up your Whahzoo

Let me know if you feel any discomfort

Going to doctor today, this always has tendency to really _____ me off.

Jus Sayin