Jus Sayin 1203

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“So then the Rabbi says to the Monk … “

  • The younger generation is wrong, a tattoo is not art, it is a visible excuse for bad behavior.
  • I have four … The tattoo’s I regret, the memories last forever. 
  • A young buck, full of spunk. 
  • You remember the time I came to on you. 
  • Five most feared words in Ferguson, Mo … “Will the defendant please rise.” 
  • Most feared words in Oklahoma City …. (glad you asked)
  • BANG!  BANG! … Stop, police officer.
  • I don’t care what you say, “POPO” is not a real charge.
  • You go on a date and the guy picks his nose in front of you, you never go out with him again. 
  • You marry some poor slob, and he picks his nose, and you say to yourself:
  • “we need to keep him away from Grandma’s fruit cake.”
  • There’s actually only one fruitcake in the world, which gets passed from household to household.  
  • Have you heard the one where a guy in South Bend Ind who called 911 and says:  
  • “I think my wife is dead.” 
  • The operator says, “How do you know?”   
  • He says, “The sex is about the same, but the ironing is piling up!”
  • Jus sayin  1203