Would you rather be a serf or a king … think about it

After this last round of elections, it appears both positions are now open.

If you come across a politician and a snake in a field, which one do you shoot?

The wife asked me this morning, “Do we have any money in the bank?”

I said, “Not much.”

She said, “Well, how much is that exactly … when you say … Not much.”

So I told her the best way I knew how.

Honey I said, “If they were giving away steamboat rides on the South Canadian River for a buck an one-half per person.  We would have enough money to run up and down the bank shouting … “Boy that is cheap!”

She didn’t get it.

Jus sayin