After a major operation awhile back, my doctor advised me to “go home and take it easy.” Which was a relief, I sure didn’t want to hear, “you only have _____ to live or something like that.” Just this week I observed a test on “How Long Do You Have Left To Live” or something along those lines. I sure don’t know, but I do know this … I will take today … this is a great day to be above ground.
This operation was necessitated by an improper lifestyle in my youth and the mixing of different chemical compounds, freely ingested, sometimes in the dark. Then later on in life, you discover that Viagra and heart attacks are clearly no fun at all.
Anywho ….. Like I said, “After a major operation my doctor advised me to “go home and take it easy.” So that is what I did, as a matter of pure unadulterated fact, I brought myself back here to the old Goat Farm and as the youngsters are so fond of saying … I chilled.
At that time, I discovered I was really good at this taking it easy stuff. Now how’s that for a good morning chuckle? (No good … Well, whadya expect for free anyway?)
If it is not too much trouble … Which one of you FaceBook Dwellers posted the 257 pictures to my drop-box? I sure didn’t want to see all that. Especially the picture of that one heavy set farm girl in Omaha, dressed in a wagon-sheet, who wanted to friend me.
This gal was so big (How Big Was She Don?) that when she walked, even her shadow ran out of breath! She was so big that she could not fly commercial airlines, because every time she sighed or sneezed, the air masks dropped down.
One more thing and then I am outta here. All the selfie photographs I’ve taken of myself wearing nothing but oven mitts and a tiara will never be shared on a Facebook page. This my final answer on that.
(No good … Well, whadya expect for free anyway?)
As usual I haven’t done a dog-gone thing today … Hey the wife is dead wrong … I am getting better at this. Also an added bonus being Global Warming is officially in full swing, I might be able to chill just like this all winter long.
Will let you know ….
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