George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, got off his Harley, walked through a group of gawkers, past the state trooper, and said, “What are you doing?” She replied, “I’m going to commit suicide.”
While he didn’t want to appear “sensitive,” he didn’t want to miss a be-a-legend opportunity either, so he asked, “Well, before you jump, why don’t you give me a kiss?”
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that. It was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another one.
After they finished, George got approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the state trooper, and said, “Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had Honey! That’s a real talent you’re wasting Sugar Shorts! You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?”
“My parents don’t like me dressing up like a girl.”
(It’s still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed)
SOME FOLKS HAVE ALL THE LUCK: Funny thing about luck, if you are dependent on it and really need a strong dose of it, chances are that it is not likely that will happen in your life. On the other hand, if you don’t need it, and are just kind of going thru life spinning your wheels, and everything is just fine, it will more than likely hit you like a thunderbolt. Take these folks in Georgia for instance, they have done it several times.
GOD’S REPRESENTATIVE SAYS YOUR ARE OVERPAID: Recently I read where a server at AppleBee’s Restaurants was canned for posting a receipt on the Internet of a cheap female pastor. I am a strong believer in leaving a tip for a waiter or waitress as the case may be for good service. If you want a real kick start on your week, leave your waitress a generous tip or pick up the tab on someone else’s meal.
Clearly (as I see it) there is something inherently wrong about this. I am also a strong believer or of the opinion that the Bible doesn’t stipulate anywhere that women should be pastors. But that is just my take on it. Anywho, (which is a word I am fond of that I also just made up) here is the case in point, you be the judge.
AH TO BE NINETEEN AGAIN: On some mornings, when I am sitting at the table, trying to gather it all up and get it together. I will watch this video, I just love her enthusiasm and her verve, she gets the job done too. Michelle Jenneke at the olympics.
Wouldn’t it be great if we could take every hurdle in life, and make small change of it as this girl does, and at the end turn around display a huge smile and give life a hug. That is what it is all about.
As I have been somewhat verbose this morning (another bad habit I should try to break), I will leave you with one parting thought.
“The greatest thing about getting older is that you don’t lose all the other ages you have been.”
Please stop by and visit us again, and puh-leeze …. tell all your friends.