You know, dinosaurs really bug me. How do they know what a dinosaur looks like? I see all these pictures of them, and it is nice how they dress them out, with skin color and different pigments. But here it is in a nutshell … No one ever saw a dinosaur except for maybe God. So what makes anyone think they know what they looked like? I am a huge supporter of National Geographic and all that, but puh-leeze, give us a break.
There were no Kodak Moments in our world some millions of years ago, no one took a photo of one, nothing was ever found scratched on a cave wall somewhere. So how do they really know what they looked like? From some very old fossilized bones, bleached white, dug up from the soil in North Dakota?
Now I understand that Louisiana is going to actually start teaching kids about dinosaurs and telling them ludicrous things like “they really lived and walked on the face of the earth” this I believe is called “Creationism” or something like that. What is this world coming to?
It’s thought engaging material like this, that brings people to this site over and over. And you get comments too! “You are so cool! I do not suppose I’ve read something like this before. So great to find somebody with a few original thoughts on this subject. Seriously.. thanks for starting this up. This website is something that is required on the web, someone with a bit of originality!”
Then of course, there is reality.
People do this all of the time, they post “nice comments” on the wrong site, but in this Facebook/Twitter day and age … I will take anything I can get. Sort of like Tom Cruise, whatever is available, give it to me, I will make it work.
So this morning I am in the kitchen and I am reading this new book that was sent to me by the U.S. Government from their current best seller list. It is entitled “You and Medicare.” It is a complete current compendium of everything that an old geezer like myself needs to know about medical procedures and treatments available to me.
Leafing thru this 140 page document (which is most likely thinner than ANY U.S. Government document thank heavens), I see or note several items that I am sure I have. So dutifully I turn to page #127 where they say information can be found.
Right there I spot my answer … “Please dial 1-800-344-7788 and order your box.”
For instance: Did you know the five worst mass killings in this country have a common thread. (Hint #1: they don’t belong to the NRA)
- Ft Hood … Registered Democrat ~ Muslim
- Columbine …Too young to vote; both families were registered Democrats and progressive liberals
- Virginia Tech … Wrote hate mail to President Bush and to his staff ~ Registered Democrat
- Colorado Theater … Registered Democrat; staff worker on the Obama campaign; Occupy Wall Street participant; progressive liberal
- Connecticut School Shooter … Registered Democrat; hated Christians.
This would lead a person to believe that the common thread is that all of these shooters were progressive liberal Democrats. Which is “labeling a particular group of people” and should be by all means avoided. This will get the American Civil Liberties people involved, and we all know where it will go then, don’t we?
It would be better to say that “all of them shopped at WalMart” or something like that.
Also, of the worst killings in the last several decades, only one was a female, all the rest were boys, barely men, and none of them had a strong male father or role model in the household. Their role models most likely were rappers, action movies, comics and violent video games. Our problem isn’t weapons, it’s boys without boundaries. Who live in ‘progressive’ households.
So our options are clearly defined here today.
First we should stop all of this non-sense about the color of the eyes of a Transoraus-Rex, because no one ever saw one, and if you did, that is the least of your worries. Second, we must remove all Progressive Liberal Democrats from our society along with teenage boys … Then I suppose, we will all be in much better shape, unless you happen to live in Louisiana?
Tomorrow our subject matter will be sperm. Is it good for you? Will it help put some shine in your hair, does it really have protein? This is on the heels of our last far reaching expose on “Pubic Hair … Where did it go?” And of course a adventure to our favorite porn site which can be found at http://www.youporn.com/watch/Wife shows hubby a good time in the ….. hey wait a minute, this is the wrong place for that information, that is our other site we run under a fictitious name out of Bosnia …. sorry. What could I possibly been thinking?
Just remember this …
Now I am off to check and see who has been Fresh Pressed here lately and I just somehow know it will not have been me. *
* Cartoons courtesy of American Progress Online. If you are a Progressive Liberal anything, Muslim, teenager, or a card carrying member of the ACLU who shops at WalMart, don’t send me any emails, the box is full.