Lady Eye Candy


I am sorry, but that video just cracks me up.

An Early Christmas Story to get everyone in the mood.  A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall was packed.  As the wife walked through the mall she was surprised to look up and see her husband was nowhere around.  She was quite upset because they had a lot to do. Because she was so worried, she called him on her mobile phone to ask him where he was.

In a calm voice, the husband said, “Honey, you remember the jewelry store we went into about five years ago where you fell in love with that diamond necklace that we could not afford and I told you that I would get it for you one day?” 

The wife choked up and started to cry and said, “Yes, I remember that jewelry store.” 

He said, “Well, I’m in the bar right next to it.” 

Have to run to town to pick up my duds (clothing) at the cleaners want to look sharp, feel sharp, present a successful outward appearance to the relatives over the holidays.  Yeah sure.

One good thing about a trip to town and that is.  Chinese food for lunch today, I am looking forward to it.  Asian women seem to catch my eye, I am into them.  When you eat Chinese food, one of the benefits of this, is of course, a high concentration of Asian women.  You know Chinese wait staff girls are certainly attractive, I noticed that recently.  We have several good looking Asian girls that read this every day.

Asian women are beautiful. Asian guys, well, they are relegated to “tech support.”

Over at the Super-Center the other day and saw this girl, all decked out to the nines, clearly a professional woman.  She was looking so good, and she had two small boys with her, dressed in Soccer Attire.  I thought to myself, “here is a girl who has put in a long day at work, now she is shopping’ for the family, taking it home, cooking it up and taking care of the brood.”

My hat is off to her.  Women work too hard, for too little in this day and age, and they surely have their hands full.  They clearly deserve more credit for what they do in the home …

What can I say, I appreciate the female form, the smell of their neck, the mystery of their being … I am a big fan of girls.  Now there is clearly no reason for concern, most of you will never meet me, and if you did, you would quickly ascertain that I am basically harmless.

Flirting old dude

Listen, have a great holiday with your family and we will catch you all later on in the week.  We are going to go out of town for a few days, stuff some groceries down our neck, and generally speaking just over do it on most of it.  Isn’t that what Thanksgiving is all about?  We will see all of you on our return.

Enjoy the Holiday.