Couples Sex

An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard and asked him, “Grampa, what is a couple sex?”

The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she’s old enough to know to ask the question then she’s old enough to get a straight answer.

Steeling himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to tell her all about human reproduction and the joys and responsibilities that go along with it. When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open, eyes wide in amazement.

Seeing the look on her face, the grandfather asked her, “Why did you ask this question, honey?”

The little girl replied, “Well, Grandma says to tell you that dinner will be ready in just a couple secs.”

Of all the hats I wear, I have to admit, the one that says Grandpa is the best.  If you didn’t catch the post below this one, scroll down a little ways and find it.  Cookie Monster.  There is nothing like a kid to make you smile.  Here is a link if you should want to view it.

One last thing, “Will someone please tell this stupid cat that the time changed over the weekend.”  I am tired of having to get up at four A.M. and explain it to him.


6 thoughts on “Couples Sex

  1. hahaha that’s so funny!


  2. We had lost our beloved Sami two days before my birthday in June of this year. Had that devil for 7 years, and now have the smaller of the two cats Jewell who does not have a clue as to what day light savings time is either !
    The wife’s been on jury duty for the last week and a half, and when picking her up at the court house, the first question is always: “did you feed Jewell at 1:00 pm ? My answer is usually “no” and asked what’s gonna happen Saturday 11/3/12 when we hafta move the clocks back? She says to me that the cat won’t know the difference, to which I replied that Sami sure the hell did ! And when he was alive, poor lil’ Jewell followed him around the house and did everything he did, and ate at the same time.
    Sure enough, this past Sunday, Jewell is whinning and moaning doing circles in the kitchen at 11:45 am looking for her “soft food” that’s set out at around 1 pm everyday. So much for not knowing the difference (to which I was “thinking” to myself, not saying out loud) for obvious reasons !


  3. LOL! Too funny Don. The joy of explaining the birds and the bees to a kid.


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