“I love the Canadians, they are so much more fun that those people down south.”
Chump Change is the title of this piece, it is not to be confused with that guy who has the goofy hair do. Last night on the news they were talking about a local business owner who had been bilked out of some $15,000 by a major credit card company and some nefarious people down in Florida. This entire thing, simple in most respects, took a little over six years to produce the amount of money that the business man lost. As I watched all of this unfold, two things went through my mind.
- This isn’t right, he proves he was taken, and the credit card company only refunds to him $500.
- He must have not been a very astute business man to get bilked out of $15K over a period of “six years.” Surely someone sent him a statement?
The thing that is really scary about all this to me personally is this, “I just opened an account with these very same people.” There is one little plastic card that is now headed for the lock box and total obscurity.
When Josh Ferrin and his family moved into their first house, in Bountiful, Utah, he discovered more than $45,000 in cash hidden in eight boxes stored in the attic. After counting it all out, Ferrin contacted the oldest son of the late previous owners and gave him the money. The son told him that “from time to time, his father would bundle $100 dollar bills with twine, climb up into the attic and put it in a box to save.”
Which reminds me of the story of a widow woman who’s husband did the same thing. One day her and the preacher were talking about it. She told him, “he would take a ladder, open up the crawl space in the attic, remove this box, put all this cash in it.” And the preacher said, “What else did he do?” and she said, “he would tell me that he was going to grab it on the way to heaven.”
So the preacher asked her, “do you think it is still there?” and the old lady said, “I dunno.” Fetching a ladder, the preacher carefully climbed up to the hole, slid the door aside and looked inside. The old woman said, “Do you see anything?” and the preacher reached inside the hole, grabbed a box full of money, and handed it to the widow and said, “Yep, looks like he went the other way.”
Residents in Newport Beach, California are up in arms after discovering that many city lifeguards make more than $100K per year, and one, over $200K. The lifeguard union president says the salaries reflect the extra challenges of patrolling a surfing mecca. Lifeguarding there is different than any other place in the world was the quote I believe. Uh yeah? Sure. Pass me the sunblock.
I always like someone with a wild sense of humor.
The Centers for Disease Control posted an emergency guide for how to respond to an attack by flesh-eating zombies. the page, posted to draw traffic to the CDC became so popular that the server went down. Good news, it is November, and television just might get back to what would be in most cases “considered normal.” I hate the month of October and all the ghoulish fun they want to shove down our throats.
I love the Canadians, they are so much more fun that those people down south. A Canadian couple is keeping their newborn child’s gender a secret in order to make the world ‘a more progressive place.” they say that their 4-month old, named Storm, will reveal his or her gender only when “Storm decides he/she would like to share.”
They feel it is obnoxious to identify a child’s gender on the basis of their genitalia. “If you really want to get to know someone, you don’t ask what is between their legs.” Wow, I mean how incredible is that? Wake up one Friday morning and discover that you have been doing it all wrong for over 50+ years and did not even know it.
Have a great weekend, if you go out on Saturday Night and happen upon a shapely, somewhat attractive he/she, well, just take a guess at it.
It will all work out later on I suppose.
Here is what folks have been reading at Creative Endeavors this week:
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|Eagle Bus Project Files|
|Clear Blue Sky|
|The Worry Tree|
|Sprinkle Some Kindness Here And There|
|Nuthin Ever Stays The Same|
|A Moment In Time|
|Trailer Project I|