The Bear Facts

MONTANA BEAR TRAGEDY:  This is a very sad story about a bear … Everybody should heed the warnings not to feed wildlife because they become dependent and don’t forage for themselves any longer. It is such a tragedy to see what has been done to our country’s wildlife.

The photo below captures a disturbing trend that is beginning to affect U.S. wildlife.

Animals that formerly were self-sufficient are now showing signs of belonging to the Democratic Party. They have apparently learned to just sit and wait for the government to step in and provide for their care and sustenance.  This photo is of a black bear in Montana turned Democrat. He’s nicknamed Bearack Obearma. It is believed that he has become a campground organizer.

OKLAHOMA HIGHER EDUMAYCAYSHUN:  This week there was a story on our local news about a principal at a school that was worried about the low grades of students, affecting how others saw his performance and the standards of his school.  So when he came across a student with several D’s on his/her report card, he would go into their records and change them to a C.  Which of course reflected more positively on the student with poor skills and the educational facility that issued his/her report card. So the next time you are in some fast food joint and they get your order wrong, think back to this little tid-bit of information.  It might not be the kid’s fault at all.

GOD BLESS APPLE COMPUTER:  Here is today’s trick question, “Are you stupid enough to spend almost $700 on a telephone?”  The things people will do for the simple pleasure of having their very own status symbol. And the pain doesn’t stop with the checkbook.  I got this in the email recently. Today, while I was at work, my sister stole my iphone and tested to see if it can survive a 40 foot drop, just so she can be a youtube sensation.  My apple ipad is now destroyed and she has 83 views.  I know this is totally off topic but I had to share it with someone!  Last word I heard on this was the victim was taking a scalding hot shower and vigorously scrubbing her body with steel wool. No word on the whereabouts of the errant sister.

WHERE THERE IS A WILL … THERE IS A WAY:  A German teenager whose farmer parents would’t buy her a horse put a saddle on a cow and trained her to gallop and jump over barriers.  She now rides the 2-year old heifer, named Luna, every day.  At first, she said the cow got a “little bit peeved” at having a human on her back, but now can gallop like a horse.  She even responds to commands, do jumps, and who knows, maybe she now actually believes she is a horse?

THE WORLDS SHORTEST COLLEGE PAPER:  This is too funny and just too brilliant, you have to love it and leave it to a woman to come up with it.

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Post Script:  I have been receiving a lot of negative email on my comments on the so-called debate the other day.  I would like all of you to know (those that are sending me this crap) I feel the comments were just fine and they will be allowed to stand.  Most likely this post will get me some more.  If you want another persons outlook on it, here is the link, he describes it far better than I did.  

CrackerBoy Debate Post 

3 thoughts on “The Bear Facts

  1. Regarding Cracker Boy’s comments DS, the wife and I, ‘specially me, forced myself to sit thru that agonizing 90 minutes of repetative responses by both characters. The lack of control by the moderator was alarming, but hey; he’s an ol’ geezer ya know?
    I agree with most all of Cracker’s comments, as I was only interested in listening to what the “talking heads” had to say AFTER the debate? was over. The facts VS fiction was most interesting.
    It was also very revealing, at least to me, of how uncomfortable BO is without the teleprompter. I know he’s provided with notes just like Romney is, but not being able to stare at the tube and having to rely on his brain to react to pieces of paper with printed words on it is funny !
    No, I’ll not be watching anymore “debates” this uncontrolled debacle was enough !

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  2. The image above of the bear was very inspiring to me- I wrote an illustrated children’s book called The Fable of Bearack Obama based on it.

    In my new book, the Fable of Bearack Obama, available on amazon, the bear was once self-sufficient and happy but becomes hooked on government handouts before rediscovering the joys of catching ones’ own food and taking care of ones’ own house. The illustrations are whimsical and well done and the story is witty and charming. Only $9.99- buy a copy today for your kids or young family members!

    Go to http://amzn.com/1479194778 for more information and to buy your copy of The Fable of Bearack Obama!

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    • The image and the basic storyline came from an email sent to me last week. I was not aware of your book, hopefully this will help sales and generate some traffic for you.

      DS

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