Who’s On First?

“What you think is your business, but I truly believe that God is in the mix, you will notice that Hillary was out of the country during the Democratic Convention, so that shows you he (God) is marked up and on the job.”

Just returned from the Multiple Personalities seminar downtown, I was down there all day (was in charge of the name tags) and of course I took everyone with me, and still, I don’t think we made many new friends.  Sometimes life is just so dog-gone unfair.

If anyone is wondering?  The results from the recent poll, “Are you any better off now, than four years ago?” are now in.

  1. 10% said that they were better off.
  2. 10% said that they were somewhat better off.
  3. A resounding 80% said that they were worse off.

Now here is the really sad part, daily viewing of this site on that particular day was well above 250 views, but only 9 people bothered to vote.  What does that tell you about polls and voter apathy in this country.  Perhaps the only hope for America is just Divine hope?

It might be high time for a supreme being, surely something with superior intelligence, to step in and take a firm hand to straighten out this mess.  I see where all the candidates say they believe in God in some form or another, so that is a good start.

Here is a novel idea for a poll this week:  “You are getting a chance to briefly shake Obama’s hand after a speech in a couple days. You will have 3-4 seconds to say anything you want to him. What should you say or do? What could you say that would not get you tackled by the Secret Service” (As always comments is open, take a shot at it)

No good huh?

Okay how about the race card, or shall we call it the Biden Boner of the Month, his admittedly outrageous warning to a largely a black audience when he said that Mitt Romney “is going to put y’all back in chains.”  Yes he really said that, and yes, this is the 21st century (last time I looked).

And I thought George Bush said stoooooooopid thangs?

What you think is your business, but I truly believe that God is in the mix, you will notice that Hillary was out of the country during the Democratic Convention, so that shows you he (God) is marked up and on the job.  Looks like my apparent disdain for lawyers is surfacing again (Hillary was a lawyer I believe).

A lawyer boarded an airplane with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde flight attendant to take care of them for him.  She took the box and promised to put it in the crew’s refrigerator.  He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out. Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.

Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, “Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans please raise your hand?”  Not one hand went up, so she took them home and ate them.

Two lessons here: 

Lawyers aren’t as smart as they think they are.  

Blondes aren’t as dumb as most folk think.

Monday Morning … Just thinking outside the box again, and yes I know, it often gets me into trouble.  Which in my case, often makes life a little bit more interesting.

See you at the water-cooler.

OOO

2 thoughts on “Who’s On First?

  1. I would think that besides myself, and a cast of thousands, if given a chance to ask that BIG question in the sky of Obama, I’d have to ask him if he’d ever take the time to really explain WHO and WHAT he is? I mean with all that’s been printed, discussed, debated, etc. how can he live that huge lie day after day? When will the mask be remove?

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