Here Chickie-Chickie

I mean really … who cares?

“Here Chickie-Chickie.”  My grandmother, bless her heart, she used to say that.  She would go around the yard, and she would softly call, “here chickie-chickie, here chickie-chickie” and at the same time, she would toss out some feed.  When all of the chickens arrived for the feed, she would reach down, grab one and wring his neck!

Which is what I feel like doing on most days here lately.  Except it aint chickens ….

Something new here today, but most of you will not see it or even know about it.  I have stopped reading the contents of my spam filter.  Most of the time all it does is irritate me, and I thought to myself, “do you really need all of this?”   So now I just click on the button that says to empty spam and keep right on trucking.

We all learn early … 

Life is full of tough choices.

(Something had to give, so No More Spam)

Here is something else that is odd, top searches for my site yesterday:   “home and away girls bikini, Rachel Ray, He6e, make love, her swimsuit off, good looking girls in bikinis, english girls, home and away girls, Rachel ray T**s, bikini girls, other search terms.”  It is so nice to be appreciated for your writing skills and your stories, eh?   Not fully understanding what it is that I have done to attract such “interesting” people to my site, it is kind of disturbing to see a population of what looks to be a high concentration of penis wankers.  For the record, I do not recall ever writing anything about Rachel Ray.  Wonder how WordPress.com would explain that one?

Two women were out for a Saturday stroll. One had a Doberman and the other, a Chihuahua. As they walked down the street, the one with the Doberman said to her friend, “Let’s go over to that bar for a drink.”  The lady with the Chihuahua said, “We can’t go in there. We’ve got dogs with us.”  The one with the Doberman said, “Just watch, and do as I do.”  They walked over to the bar and the one with the Doberman put on a pair of dark glasses and started to walk in.  The bouncer at the door said, “Sorry, lady, no pets allowed.”

The woman with the Doberman said, “You don’t understand. This is my seeing-eye dog.”  The bouncer said, “A Doberman?”  The woman said, “Yes, they’re using them now. They’re very good.”  The bouncer said, “OK, come on in.” The lady with the Chihuahua thought that convincing him that a Chihuahua was a seeing-eye dog may be a bit more difficult, but thought,”What the heck,” so she put on her dark glasses and started to walk in.  Once again the bouncer said, “Sorry, lady, no pets allowed.”  The woman said, “You don’t understand. This is my seeing-eye dog”  The bouncer said, “A Chihuahua?”

The woman with the Chihuahua said, … “A Chihuahua? They gave me a damn Chihuahua?”

Are you feeling a little overwhelmed, life seem like it is boring or mundane, do you need a change of pace, something different?  Well, do we have a deal for you.  How about your very own dude ranch high in the mountains.  Would that work.  Well it is possible and if you are so inclined, here is the link.

Go for it!

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Cartoon courtesy of American Progress. org

Little Dog Photo wrestled from The Motely News

 

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  1. I read the ad for the ranch in Colorado that is for sale. Seems a little strange that they are asking one dollar short of five million and they won’t even tell you how many acres there are in that ranch. That rules me out as a buyer. That, among other things…..

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