Open Up And Let Life In

A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there’s
A ‘peel and win’ sticker on her coffee cup.

So she peels it off and starts screaming,
‘I’ve won a motorhome!   
I’ve won a motorhome!’

The waitress says, ‘That’s impossible.
The biggest prize is a free Lunch.?’

But the blonde keeps on screaming,
I’ve won a motorhome!
I’ve won a motorhome!’ 

Finally, the manager comes over and says,
‘Ma’am, I’m sorry, but you’re mistaken.
You couldn’t have possibly won a motorhome
Because we didn’t have that as a prize. 

The blonde says, ‘No, it’s not a mistake.
I’ve won a motorhome!’ 

And she hands the ticket to the
Manager and HE reads…


It says … ‘W I N A B A G E L’ 
(It most likely does, but after checking my lottery tickets from last nights’ game,  I am pretty sure I cannot afford it.)  Really do not have anything witty, off the chart smart or insightful for you today, sorry.  When I think of something I will come back and post it.  Here is possibly the best bus song that was ever written, or at least, it is the best one I have seen and heard lately.
Crank it up!