Bus Board Rambling

There are mornings I come in here, and I just draw a blank, that ever happen to you?  I also have this self-imposed short post order in place (more substance – fewer words) and that is not easy to deal with.  Here is my personal dilemma in a nutshell …. I knew last night I must have something ready by this morning.

Well, here it is, morning, and I’m scrambling to compose something worthy of my daily, two-second blast of self-indulgence. As I ramble into the third sentence I remain clueless as to what my theme might be.  As I am on some days, also too dumb to know any better, I continue on, even tho I seem to be lost as a goose.

Of course, my lack of theme might be exactly what I’m looking for.  Maybe I will just blow this off and go read the bus boards?  They are always good for a lift on a somewhat lack-luster Oklahoma day.

I need some advice … How do you open a tool box?
I saw an HHR just like mine, going down I-40, anyone know who it is?
I have no winders in my coach, any suggestions on how to keep it warm this winter?
When will I ever get my copy of bus owners reality check?
Is motor oil supposed to be black and what color smoke do you have?
Do you think zoloft really works?
What you got?

How come I have to punch in three electronic do-dads to turn on the step lites?
That is a beautiful ScienicCruiser, you do know that if I did it I could have done it better?
Why do I need to change tires after only 16 years when I still have tread left?
Can a propane Onan be converted to diesel?

Do you know anyone with a Honey Wagon that can suck my holding tanks?
How come I always break down when I have the ignition key in the “on” position.
My air bags leak terrible, but I cannot get my wife to be quiet.

Often I consider answering some of them back: (Usually I just remain silent, hard to do, but I do it)

My coach is in a kneeling position … should I be worried?  Depends, what is your current religious affiliation?

I need some advice … How do you open a tool box?  If it is a Snap On just un snap it
I saw an HHR just like mine, going down I-40, anyone know who it is?  No, do you?
I have no winders in my coach, any suggestions on how to keep it warm this winter?
If you close your winders there won’t be such a breeze and you will stay warmer
When will I ever get my copy of bus owners reality check?  The reality check is in the mail
Is motor oil supposed to be black and what color smoke do you have?
It depends what neighborhood you are in and don’t exhale
Do you think zoloft really works?
It depends on how many zolo’s there are in a ft.

If I’m using WVO for fuel, can I also use it for salads and to grease the fry pan?  Try a Micro-Wave
Where is Detroit Motor Oil made.  7,800 ft straight down most of the time.
I saw this coach on Craigslist, he wants $15,000 for it and says it has a brand new motor, transmission, tires, and a full set of 8D AGM batteries.  Oh, and the 20KWH generator is brand new.  Do you think he would take $5,000?
I would buy this bus if the price of diesel went down to .89 per gallon.

Bus tip for the day:  “Eagles come in all shapes and sizes, but you will recognize them chiefly by their attitudes.”

Be careful out there today Boys & Girls, if you are in a bus, watch those right-handers.  If you are chowing down at the Flyin J … Don’t forget to tip your waitress.  Me?  I got those wake up its early, eat your eggs and oatmeal, wash behind yo’ ears they is dirty, end of the week blues …. I am going to head on back to the bedroom, lay down and take a nap.

OOO

What folks have been reading at Creative Endeavors this past week:

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Bikinis (The reason men are pigs)
The Worry Tree
Spell Checked and Approved.
Clear Blue Sky
Goin With The Flow
Mr. Gorsky
Lawn Mowing Sucks
Drop The Soap (audio)
 Close Encounters
 Another Ordinary Day