Goober died over the weekend. Every time I think of him and his impassioned Cary Grant impersonation (Judy-Judy-Judy-Judy-Judy), or the time Opie put a transmitter under the collar of a dog, and he thought the animal could talk. The crazy Hillbilly-Yahoo Army Officer on Mash.
I have to smile.
As a baby boomer, I am quickly reaching that point in my life, where I am attending more funerals than I am weddings. Death is the only thing in this world that never takes a holiday … George will certainly be missed.
Al Qaida rejects … Now this one is a hoot. Five suspected in Ohio bombing attempt plead not guilty, even as their van explodes in the parking lot! The FBI recently ran a sting operation in Cleveland, Ohio and has arrested five nimrods who were plotting to blow up a bridge on the Interstate Highway System. They are affectionately known as the “Cleveland Five.” Here is the information on it, they were also said to be part of the “occupy Cleveland rally.” Now here is my question, how stupid do you have to be in order to buy $900 worth of inert explosives from the FBI?
And now for question number two:
We used to MARCH on these places and then protest, now we OCCUPY THEM which to me, a person who is his perfect weight if he were seven feet tall, tends to suggest we are as overweight and obese as Federal Standards imply. When complete strangers rub your belly for luck at the Mongolian Palace … well it might be time to go on a diet.
Mexican Beauty clear cut winner in Presidential Debate … Who won Mexico’s first presidential debate? According to the media and Twitter frenzy, at least, the victor wasn’t any candidate but a curvaceous model in a tight gown who puzzled millions by appearing on stage for less than 30 seconds during the showdown. All we get is Newt and the other Bozo’s.
Now if you don’t think that is bad … well the news is good and then it is bad. Women’s breasts are now bigger and better, such a important part of life we give them off color names and descriptions. But breast cancer is on the rise, and you can read about it here.
What is not to like? … Simon Cowell of American Idol fame has a new book out, “I can’t stand Jay-Lo.” Man-Man, hold the presses, until I can get to Borders or Amazon.com for a copy of that! Maybe he has a secret crush for Ryan Seacrest, anywho it is out in print now, should be a major yawner for sure. Personally I like Jay-Lo that baby got back!
EEEEEEEEeeeeewew …. Over the weekend, Chinese Infant Flesh Capsules were seized. Now that is just plumb nasty sounding … Do you know what the name of the first Chinese Test Tube baby was?
It was a boy.
“No Fun Son.”
In the spirit of the gang at Mayberry … Nip it in the bud! This is so bad, I am not going to comment, just going to give you the link and you be the judge.
See you at the water cooler …