Of Ladies And Things

Joe in Kalifornyuh commented on my fashion sense, go check it out perhaps you might have one too?   Just read where women 23 years old are the ladies most likely to wear a mini-skirt.  Mini-skirts were the height of fashion in the swinging 60s, but if you wore one first time round, it’s probably best to leave it to the 23-year-olds now.  If gravity is pulling your knees down, try this season’s pencil skirts for an age-appropriate sexy style. Personally, I am not into pleats, but they are still nice looking on some women.

But if you’ve got youth on your side, flaunt it.  And remember girls: Either show legs or cleavage, never both at the same time.  If you want to read more plus pictures, here is the link.

A woman in Tampa Bay, Florida, ran over a bunch of people here recently, she was said to have made orbits first, smiling sort of sinister like, before the actual vehicular attack.  Just goes to show you, the old axiom is right:  IF YOU DON’T LIKE THE WAY WOMEN DRIVE … GET OFF THE SIDEWALK.  Allstate will give you a driving bonus, but I don’t believe this qualifies.

One more month, and they let ’em out of school for the summer, are you ready?  As school winds to a close and little hands go in search of amusement, your kitchen can double as a classroom.  Don’t hover. “It’s frustrating for the child and for everybody if the parent is constantly saying, “Oh no! That’s not how you do it!’ and trying to take over the task.”

REMEMBER IT IS ALWAYS MORE EXCITING TO ALLOW THE CHILD TO SKIN AND PREPARE THEIR OWN MANGO.

AND, OF COURSE,

LEARN ON THEIR OWN THAT CATS DO NOT ALWAYS WANT A BATH.

UFO FILMED OUTSIDE AN AIRLINER IN KOREA RECENTLY.  WHICH MAKES ME WONDER, “HOW COME THE SHAPE OF THESE THINGS NEVER SEEMS TO CHANGE?”  YOU WOULD THINK AFTER ALL OF THESE YEARS THAT THEY WOULD EVOLVE TO SOMETHING DIFFERENT THAN CIGAR SHAPED, AREN’T THERE IMPROVEMENTS AND EQUIPMENT UPGRADES ON OTHER PLANETS?

CHINA-MART HAS PLASTIC EGG SHELLS AND CHOCOLATE BUNNIES ON SALE NOW … HALF PRICE.  THE HOLIDAY IS OVER …. EVERYTHING YOU EVER WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT “EVIL EASTER BUNNIES” CAN BE FOUND HERE ISN’T ANYTHING SACRED IN THIS COUNTRY ANY MORE?

HERE IS YOUR CHUCKLE FOR THE DAY

CAN SOMEONE PEASE TELL ME WHY I SEEM TO BE TYPING EVERYTHING IN ALL CAP’S?

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