Fantasy And Reality

The wife is mad again, she says I didn’t put the seat up.  I don’t understand this at all, there are TWO ADULT PEOPLE living here, why can’t one put it up and the other one PUT IT DOWN?  You would think after thirty some odd years of marriage, someone (hint-hint) would figure it out?

If you enter the men’s room in the Schiphol Airport located in Amsterdam , you will see a fly in the urinal.

Who says you can’t potty train a man? 

You want reality, well there it is folks.

Life goes on.