Survivor Texas Style

Due to the popularity of the “Survivor” shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled, “Survivor, Texas-Style!”

The 8 contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville … they will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock and Amarillo.

From there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read: “I’m a Democrat”, “Amnesty for Illegal’s”, “I love the Dixie Chicks”, “Boycott Beef”, “I Voted for Obama”, “George Strait Sucks”, “Hillary in 2012”  and lastly … “I’m here to confiscate your guns”.The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.

No  good huh?  Well, whadya xpect for free anyway?

God Bless Texas



One thought on “Survivor Texas Style

  1. I guess when they made out the “route” for this contest East Texas was not in the cards for some reason. I remember in the late ’60’s the company I worked for had me close down my warehouse in Oakland, CA; cost cutting measures it seemed. Then, to keep me on the payroll, they had me fly from San Jose, CA into Shreveport, LA where I rented the same T Bird and drove the 60+ miles west to Longview, Texas. The guy that was running that warehouse did not want anything to do with its closure, so it was me and two others.
    I did this for ’bout a month and half, living and cavorting with those folks from Longview. I must say that on one side, they were the most kindest, loyal, god-fearing folk I’d seen in awhile ! However, if one got on their “bad” side, and one could put heaven or hell, or the himalaya mountains in front of ’em to stop ’em from getting to you. Wouldn’t work. That’s why I think if that survivor show STARTED in Longview, Texas, it definitely would END right there; no questions asked !!!


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