VOTED BEST JOKE IN IRELAND

Raining here today, a good day to sit inside, contemplate the finer things in life, eat some Trail Mix and pet the dog.

John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!

That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night.

He went home and told his wife, Mary, “I won the prize for the Best Toast of The Night.

She said, “Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?

John said, “Here’s to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife.

“Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!” Mary said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of John’s drinking buddies on the street Corner.

The man chuckled leeringly and said, “John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary.

She said, “Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he’s only been in there twice in the last four years. Once I had to pull him by the ears to make him come, and the other time he fell asleep!

OOO

4 thoughts on “VOTED BEST JOKE IN IRELAND

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    • I have your page bookmarked and read it quite a lot. Seldom do I participate in this kind of thing, I appreciate the kind thought and all that, but I just do not know what to say (in answer to the many questions) and find myself at a loss when it comes to this sort of self examination. So I am going to decline your generous offer, and hope that you understand.

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    • Of course I understand, and thank you for letting me know. I hope that you at least know that I do enjoy your blog posts :D Have a blessed day!

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  2. LMAO! That’s great!

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