Pull The Trigger

I stopped by the Chevrolet Dealership yesterday, for a look at the new Government Motors Silverado 2012, 1500 pickup. Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive. I wanted to sense that new “feel” before they become extinct …

As we took a test drive the salesman (a well dressed black man wearing an Obama “change” lapel pin) sat in the passenger seat describing the truck and all its “wonderful” options.

The seats were of particular interest. He explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat.

Feeling like messing with him, I mentioned that this must be a Republican truck.  Looking a bit angry, he asked why I thought it was a Republican truck.

I explained that if it were a Democrat truck, the seats would blow smoke up your a** year-round. 

I had to walk back to the dealership …. Guess this guy just had no sense of humor.

Suppose we will just dig a hole and bury this sucker (make a storm cellar out of it) funeral details will be published in the near future.  Please bring your own shovel.



Cartoon courtesy of Center For American Progress


2 thoughts on “Pull The Trigger

  1. OMGosh!!! That just made my day!! I am a pessimist and I am not holding my breath that our state’s people will be able to pull their heads out of the sand (or that other place) today. I’m preparing for the worst. Let me know when to bring my shovel… Great post, by the way! I love your humor.


    • You see where McCain wants an air war in Syria? Stick another pin in the map, we have located another idiot in Washington. He is a pilot, give him “a plane” and let HIM do the job, if it is that important to him.

      When are we going to learn?

      My wife says that I am not funny, she will shake her head and then say … Norman is NOT funny. (A River Runs Thru It … Robert Redford movie)



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