Dear Lost


Dear Abby,

My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge credit-card bills and at the end of the month, if I try to pay them off, he shouts at me, saying I am stealing his money. He says pay the minimum and let our kids worry about the rest, but already we can hardly keep up with the interest.

Also he has been so arrogant and abusive toward our neighbors that most of them no longer speak to us. The few that do are an odd bunch, to whom he has been giving a lot of expensive gifts, running up our bills even more.

He has gotten religious. One week he hangs out with Catholics and the next with people who say the Pope is the Anti-Christ, and the next he’s with Muslims.

Finally, the last straw. He’s demanding that before anyone can be in the same room with him, they must sign a loyalty oath. It’s just so horribly creepy! Can you help?

Signed,
Lost

Dear Lost,
Stop whining, Michelle. You’re getting to live in the White House for free, travel the world, and have others pay for everything for you. You can divorce the jerk any time you want. The rest of us are stuck with the idiot for at least the rest of this year and even maybe more!

Signed,
Abby

Crank it up, you certainly have paid for it.

congressman

OOO

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10 thoughts on “Dear Lost

  1. LOL… I wasn’t expecting that answer. good one!

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    • Good deal!

      This part “Most popular posts (what is being read) on Creative Endeavors this past week:” that is new (the 7 links at the end of the post).

      Each week on Friday from here on out, we will post what the most popular posts on the site happen to be, and what folks are reading. Sort of a catch up kind of thing.

      The problem with the comments has been solved, they were not being “nested” and I have taken steps to insure that they will line up from now on, and won’t be so difficult to follow.

      How else may we help, please feel free to let us know.

      DS

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    • Do you know the winning numbers for the next powerball?

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    • Yes, as a matter of fact, I do. The first number is six. The second is thirty-three. The third is fifty-two, here is another one you don’t have …. twenty-one.

      DS

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    • Cool! I’ll split it with ya 50-50! :D

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    • Nope, I want it all … every last single dime of it … that is how bad I am. You should be getting Email notifications now.

      DS

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    • Aypu. Emails and notifications coming through beautifully!

      50-50….

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    • Good to hear that. If you desire a 50/50 split my dear, then it seems only fitting that you share in some of the losses. I have been playing (religiously) twice per week, since 1999. I have at this time, enough spent useless lottery tickets to wallpaper my garage.

      DS

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    • But I was planning on winning and splitting my winning with you… ;)

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    • This would be a good idea and a generous gesture on your part. I was assuming you were wanting to share in my good fortune, which is at this time, mostly taken up. We owe so much money, if I were to step onto a crooked stick, and it came up and whacked me in the rear, I wouldn’t even turn around, I would just say …. “I will pay you on Tuesday.”

      Just in time, it’s Truck Month at most Government Motors Chevy Dealers.

      DS

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