Twelve Days Of Christmas (audio)

We are kicking off Christmas Week here at Creative Endeavors, each day a different rendition of your favorite Christmas song …. And as is our practice and when practical, we will include “absolutely free” the lyric’s of each song. 

Christmas Week At Creative Endeavors … From now until Christmas Day 2011. Tell all your friends and most importantly …. Enjoy.

12 Days Of Layoffs
(Parody of Twelve Days Of Christmas)

On the first day of Christmas my company gave to me
A pink slip for under the tree
On the second of Christmas my company gave to me
2 days to pack
And a pink slip for under the tree
On the third day of Christmas my company gave to me
3 Bic pens
Is that right 2 days to pack?
And a pink slip for under the tree
On the fourth day of Christmas, I gave my company
4 letter words
3 more pens
Well I’m gonna take this lamp too, then
And a pink slip for under the tree
On the fifth day of Christmas my company gave to me
5 days of sleep
4 letters words
3 bic pens
And this stapler and my coat rack and…
A pink slip for under the tree
On the sixth day of Christmas, my company gave to me
Six months of Cobra
5 days of sleep
Wake up you freaking monkey, it’s almost break time!
Oh, thanks. Is the roach coach here yet?
And a pink slip for under the tree
On the seventh day of Christmas my company gave to me
7 check a –bouncing
Oh, dear!
6 months of Cobra
5 days of sleep
I got your bonus right here!
3 lousy pens
I’m calling security
And a pink slip for under the tree
On the eighth day of Christmas my company gave to me
8 hours of drinking
I have never bounced a check in my life
5 day of sleep
You big Goofbag!
Bunch of Sticky notes
Can I at least keep thee pocket protector?
And a pink slip for under the tree
On the ninth day of Christmas my company gave to me
9 cans a cat food
8 hours of drinking
Could you not breathe on me please?
I can’t afford Cobra
5 days of sleep
4 festive words
3 Bic pens
Only 2 days to pack
And a pink slip for under the tree
I got a blue one
On the tenth day of Christmas my company gave to me
10 workers weeping,
There, there missy, it’s gonna’ get a lot worse than this
God, I hope my kids don’t get sick
Want some cat food?
5 days of sleep
Bite me!
Do I hear sexual harassment?
Would you help me carry this copier to my car, please?
And a pink slip for under the tree
On the eleventh day of Christmas my company gave to me
Eleventh hour pleading
10 workers weeping
You know I know a guy that’ll hire all three of you girls, sight unseen
And you get to work with a cobra, imagine that!
5 days of sleep
4 letter words
I ‘m warning you!
Can’t we all just get along?
And a pink slip for under the tree
On the twelfth day of Christmas my company gave to me
12 employees bumming
I know girls, I know
Say, you girls need a ride home? I got my par carked right out front?
Five days of sleep
I gave this place the best years of my life and they gave me the shaft!
And a pink slip for under the tree
Tree? What tree? We’re not gonna be able to afford a tree!
 
 
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Thanks to KZOK 102.5 FM

2 thoughts on “Twelve Days Of Christmas (audio)

  1. OH my goodness this one had me rolling. “8 hours drinking” “I can’t afford COBRA” – ain’t that the damn truth! I personally think they call it Cobra because it really bites.
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    Man, aint that the truth! HMO = Hand Over Your Money Or Die. I would not want to be bitten by a cobra, 25,000 people died last year in India and Bangdalesh from snake bites.

    Tomorrow is going to be Thong and Fruitcake for the holidays.

    Hey Thanks for the link.

    DS

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  2. Heard this on the radio today and truly enjoyed it!!! Just six months back to work after a long layoff. Radio station that played this: 97.5 WONE Akron, OH Made my day!!!
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    Wonder where they got it? Our copy was first presented in 2008 and it came out of the Pacific Northwest. So glad you stopped by, do visit again.

    DS

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