This morning I am watching the news (I seldom do this) because I was curious as to how this Black Friday Thing went down. It was kind of disheartening, almost to the point of downright revolting.
Seeing all of these people pushing and shoving to get inside a store to buy the latest, the newest, the best of the rest, well it was just was a sorry spectacle of events. Fistfights, people pushing and shoving like animals, arrests and pepper spray … Attention WalMart shoppers evacuate the building!
It is my understanding that the retailers are going to have a beneficial reward from all of this, increased sales and more money in the till. But to me, a casual observer it made me ashamed I was an American, almost to the point of wishing I was not a member of the human race, a proud species with opposing thumbs.
If this is the best we have to offer, then maybe it is time to stop the bus and let me off.
It is getting hard, dog-gone hard to find a winner any more. I set out on my daily trek across CyberLand and found this one from Blogging: Why I Don’t Worry About People Subscribing To My Blog 11-26-2011
“Subscribing to even one blog, that updates frequently, is like signing up to get spam. It’s spam you presumably want, thus it’s not technically considered spam. But in terms of quantity and value, it winds up having the same (lack of) appeal. And since I don’t care to use feeds, changing my subscriptions to that option is pointless.”
What this author doesn’t seem to understand is this. You have four basic types of readers on the Internet. Those who love your stuff, those who pay no attention to your stuff, and those who detest your stuff, and those who send you surly emails to prove it. Couldn’t be farther from the point, subscribing keeps you on top of what other people are doing and that is what we are all about. A man wrapped up in himself (his own blog) makes for a pretty small package on most days.
By the way, this blog had “3 subscriptions” so I don’t think they will have to worry about it with content like this.
Sitting in my old trusty comfortable leather chair, the television barks out, “Man wins the lottery seven times! Tune in after the break to find out his secret.” I just love it when they “dumb us down like that.” Turns out that he did NOT win the lottery seven times, he has in the past won large sums of money playing LOTTERY GAMES but he never won the lottery. You see, the biggest payout he had was $824,000 and as we all know, the lottery (if you are the winner) pays out in the “millions of dollars” so it is safe to say, he never won the lottery.
His winning strategy?
Set a budget to play the lottery (yes, he actually said this) and do not use the grocery money. Play ONE GAME only (Scratch off tickets) and stick with that game (note: scratch off tickets, are usually huge losers most of the time) and NEVER use quick picks (note: the largest percentage of lottery winners, are from quick picks). He also went on to say “I drive a big fancy car, live in a huge wonderful house, have plenty of money and we take a lot of cruises.” So what do you think he is going to want to talk about, when he plops down next to you on the promenade deck, and unfolds his deck chair?
Nope, it is not working here, dear old late breaking, live on five … I am not taking this advice to the bank.
Speaking of banks? (Nice blend eh? Yeah I know, on some days I just cannot help it, just a natural flow to it) Speaking of banks? A hooded robber burst into a Texas bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash.
On his way out the door, a brave Texas customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off revealing the robbers face.
The robber shot the customer without a moment’s hesitation. He then looked around the bank and noticed one of the tellers looking straight at him. The robber instantly shot him also. Everyone in the bank, by now very scared, looked intently down at the floor in silence.
The robber yelled, “Well did anyone else see my face?”
There are a few moments of utter silence in which everyone was plainly too afraid to speak. Then one old cowboy named Bill from Oklahoma slowly raised hand and said, “I think my wife got a pretty good look at ya.”
Winners and Losers, Black Friday, life such as it is this day.
I am going to keep putting out my Spam and hope that some find it interesting enough to cop a subscription because that is what the wordpress community is all about … sharing.
I am going to keep playing the Lottery, I don’t want to be stinkin rich, but I would not mind smelling bad.
Best Buy has NOTHING I am willing to spend the night sleeping on concrete for.
Money-Money-Money … It’s the new American Dream
Not real sure which category that puts me in, but rest assured, whatever it is, I can live with it. I am fairly confident at this point in the game, that I know which side of the bread the butter is on.