Wind is blowing across the prairie this day like a banshee and it is cold and bites at my neck. I know that it is that time of the year, and this is a precursor to better things to come, but it tugs at my sanity this day and I secretly wish to be somewhere else.
Oh well, things could be worse, I could live in Moscow which I understand has a real dog problem. Tens of thousands of strays roam the streets, and a lot of them I suppose bite. 25,000 people a year seek medical help there after being bitten by stray dogs. I heard of a lawyer once, who got bit by a dog. He went to the doctor and after receiving the news that he had rabies, he pulled out a notepad and pen and started writing furiously.
The doctor inquired of him, “What is that you are writing, your Last Will and Testament?” and the layer replied, “Naw, it is a list of people I want to bite!”
There is a program to relocate the dogs, to neuter them and release them into a different area, but really, is that going to work? Never does here. People just seem to use them up, and then toss them away. I know, I live in the country, and they dump dogs here all the time.
Speaking of relocating?
No I am not moving onto Ferrel cats (last count in America, an estimated 157 million!) I am talking about Japan. Japan’s 9.0 magnitude earthquake released so much energy that it shifted the position of the Earth’ axis by about 6.5 inches, according to estimates by the Jet Propulsion Laboratory in California. The massive quake caused the sudden slipping of one giant tectonic plate under another, moved Japan 12 feet closer to North America.
If that amazes you, then this will really scare the crap out of you. Due to soaring energy demands in India and China, the world’s current stock of 443 nuclear reactors is expected to double over the next 15 years. India hopes to supply a quarter of its electricity through nuclear power.
I sure wish someone would come out with some new music video’s. I am tiring of the same old stuff, day in and day out. I liked this new commercial I saw on the Land Rover this morning. It can help you hitch the trailer. It can tow the boat with ease. It can seat 7 adults and their gear …. but can it make the fish bite? Ah Madison Avenue (the ad people) close but no cigar.
Soon it will be time for that great American get-away, the Highway Road trip. As the weather improves, I suspect, no matter what the cost of fuel, American’s will get out and hit the road. Here are some tips for all you parents traveling with little guys:
Plan the route together.
Little travelers “feel more invested if they share some of the control over the itinerary.”
(Whoever suggested this tidbit of info, never traveled with a kid)
Keep the car cozy.
Make room for creature comforts and familiar play things.
Keep them organized in backpacks and make sure each kid is responsible for their own stuff.
(Uh huh sure)
Put them to work.
Tasks make kids feel important. Divvy out assignments along the way, teach them how to read a map or road signs.
How to program the GPS and other interesting “jobs” of traveling.
Most importantly … Hit the brakes.
According to the article, frequent stops will make the trip more enjoyable and bearable for the little guys.
This will also bring them into range so you can reach out and slap them upside the head to get their attention.
(Don’t send me me no letters)
Have a great week.