Have A Nice Day

Chinese food for lunch today, I am looking forward to it.  Asian women seem to catch my eye, I am into them.  When you eat Chinese food, one of the benefits of this, is of course, a high concentration of Asian women.  You know Chinese wait staff girls are certainly attractive, I noticed that recently.

Asian women are beautiful. Asian guys, well, they are relegated to “tech support.”

Over at the Super-Center the other day and saw this girl, all decked out to the nines, clearly a professional woman.  She was looking so good, and she had two small boys with her, dressed in Soccer Attire.  I thought to myself, “here is a girl who has put in a long day at work, now she is shopping’ for the family, taking it home, cooking it up and taking care of the brood.”

My hat is off to her.  Women work too hard, for too little in this day and age, and they surely have their hands full.  They clearly deserve more credit for what they do in the home …

We went to the Mall yesterday and I started it again.  The younger generation, whatever they are calling them this week, they tend to really bug me.  “I just want to grab ‘em, every one of ‘em, and say ….. Listen, the bill of the cap goes on the front of your face, tie your damn shoes, and pull up them baggy pants, yo’ underwear is showing!’ But Cup Cake reined me in and told me to cool it.  Now don’t get me wrong, I love My Wife!  I am always somewhat amazed by my Cup Cake.

She will frequently ask me, “Has anyone offered to pick up your stuff, or any money?”  Bless her heart.  She is under the mistaken impression that writing on the Internet or bloggin, whichever one you prefer, will automatically lead to “untold riches, that you will be discovered and people will line up to make you offers on Book Publishing Deals.”   More than likely a product of too many afternoons watching Oprah or something, I dunno.

I just smile and say ….. “No, not lately.”  So Friday I took in the front page of the USA Today section into our media room and proudly displayed it for her perusal.  “Lookie here baby, they’re looking for me, jus’ like you said!”

The headline was “THE NEXT BIG THING ON THE INTERNET.”
(What will it be?)
She was of course … Not amused.

Like the rest of you, I am sure I could stand a little prosperity.  I don’t know how this is going to happen in my case, but it sure would be nice.  I understand that this past weekend it rained money in Indonesia.  An Indonesian businessman was reported ready to throw 100 million rupiah (about $10,600) out of an airplane over the capital this Sunday as a publicity stunt to promote his new book.  This will prove to be popular in a country that is dirt poor.

“I want to create a rain of money in Jakarta,” author and motivational speaker Tung Desem Waringin said. “It’s a little bit crazy, but it’s marketing.”

This may prove to be a novel approach to publishing.  We have it here, Mr. Obama and Company. have been throwing money at us for months now … Trying to get us to buy into the dream.

When it starts raining “gasoline” I will be the first one there with a bucket or a can, you can take that one to the bank.

OOO

2 thoughts on “Have A Nice Day

  1. Ben Bernanke, Chairman of the Federal Reserve once said he would throw money from helicopters if necessary to stimulate the economy. Hence his nickname, “Helicopter Ben.”

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  2. Glad that at the very least ONE MALE HUMAN BEING has recognized the worth of the working, married, mother!!

    LIFE IS GOOD!
    P

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